Virtua On... is that you? You haven't aged well at all!

You know, Sega needs to learn that just because they are using anthropomorphic mascots DOESN'T mean that they have to make a half-baked kiddy game... just look at Ratchet and Clank or Little Big Planet. A game can have characters that are marketable to children (Sega is looking for that toy isle and cartoon money) and still be a good game/story.