Man this thread is weird :lol:
By the way, I'm single. And I have a large
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Probably the U.S., followed by China, then Russia, North Korea, then Canada and Australia, then the Scandinavian countries, and finally most Western European countries. Iran, India, and Pakistan also have decent armies. It's hard to say about North Korea and China, but from what I've read they're both pretty powerful. I don't know very much though.

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I'd go into the barber shop, inform the manager, lock the doors and call the cops.

Fantasticus

No... why would you throw up at sex?

Funny story about that clas.s though. My teacher hated our clas.s so to get back at us she made a 175 slide powerpoint of pictures of STDs. Every kind of STD you thought existed, and some you never knew about. It was like seeing all the flavors of candy in a candystore, except... well not really.

I'm waiting for the next torture/murder article to be posted. I think that's 3 today already. Isn't Off-Topic just great?

Uh... only my electric razor. And that's in my bathroom. Nothing fancy to charge :(

My hand brushed against a girl's ass once in a public hot tub. She walked so close, I thought she knew my hand was there. I guess not. Another time, in a hotel, I was taking a shower and some random drunk girl somehow got into my room. She decided to take a shower with me.

Damn. Even though he had it coming, it still sucks to see people get banned.

[QUOTE="cowplayinghalo"][QUOTE="AHUGECAT"] Legal citizens have nothing to fear.AHUGECAT

Because it gets rid of the illegal immigrants.

Did you read or comprehend any of my post? It also disrupts the lives of people who live here legally. Sure, you might get rid of a lot of illegal immigrants, but that destroys families. Being charged with a crime and deported really doesn't help anyone. I understand that there are way too many immigrants, but you can't just generalize and say whatever happens happens because they have come in the millions. They are people.

Taken from ED :lol:

The Day of Blood

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.

Laughed so hard the first time I read that. For real though, read Ted the Caver. It takes a couple hours, but it's worth it.

I'm also going to start my own creepy story this summer with some friends. We have a few abandoned places scoped out that we've been to before. We'll have pictures and everything, and we'll add details to make it creepier than it already is. We may even have a video if we decide to go through with it.

Last time I posted creepy, I scared the pants off OT and got a 7 day suspension. Clyde46