The real question, is what their sexualities would be.

I feel the scissors and rock would date on and off, while the paper would be a man slut. With that said, I feel after x amount of time, the paper would finally learn his true colors and become a homo thus the milk carton comes into play. After a while, scissor and rock would escalate and become serious, marrying in due time. However, when paper returns to it's natural slut-like ways, rock and paper will have an affair, causing scissor to go into a mental state of frenzy and holding up a liquor store, tragically ending his life in the outcome.

Glad my question was dodged like the plague.

Smaller dinkle.

I would rather die by excessive sex via Whoopie Goldberg than watch that show, if this answers your question.