@chris230990 Probably sounded a lot wittier in your head then it reads to others...I hope...

@johnjcruz Couldn't you just sub them out with a crappy player deep in your card collection?

With superior lighting too!

@dani3po Too *intelligent, *morally sound, *educated to do it in real life. But hey, tough guy dani3po, have a great time living the thug life! We'll send you a postcard from time to time.