[QUOTE="MaverickHunter7"] [QUOTE="Timstuff"]Will Cortana finally give MC some? topdwnshoota

*Gathers up flame shields*

1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog.
2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!"
3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy.
5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute.
6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens.
7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area.
8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose.
10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both.
11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!"
13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror.
14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are.
15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away.
16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
KevinIsDaBomb

HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO POST THIS?!

STOP STEALING THIS STUPID LIST!

[QUOTE="Siylentbob"]

Not impressed... I don't exactly care if there is about 100 dragons in a cutscene when I have about 300 trolls during gameplay in Kameo.

rocklegacy2

Each dragon in lair= 150k polygons. :| Fools.

There is a difference between actual gameplay and a cutscene.

Not impressed... I don't exactly care if there is about 100 dragons in a cutscene when I have about 300 trolls during gameplay in Kameo.

What a nerd

jasbir

LMAO, so true!

How about: Mwahahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha we are soo evil. Bob can i just say that i love your dress it is so dreamy. cafccc

You fail +1