(applause)
Thank you, thank you! (applause still going) Come on, you can stop now. (still going) STOP! (stops) Thank you. Now, as you may have noticed, I decided to take a break over the last couple of weeks to work on some projects(this being one of them). Just like last year, I will have League awards, Union awards, and parody awards. This year however, I will also feature gaming awards. First up, to present the awards for "Best Rookie", here's last years winner, Devin Hester! (applause)
Best Rookie:
Adrian Peterson, Steve Smith(Giants), Trent Edwards, Jon Beason
Devin: Every year, hundreds of rookies get their NFL careers underway(most of the time warming up benches. Yes, Jamarcus Russell, I'm talking to you!), but these four have gotten off on the right foot, like I did last year. And the winner is......
who else? ADRIAN PETERSON! Come on up, AP!
Adrian: Thanks, Jrod. I would like to thank the 5 teams ahead of the Vikings in last years draft that let me slip to them(or was it 6?) and the Vikings themselves who gave me the opportunity. Thank you very much.
He certainly did well this year, didnt he? Right. Next to give out the award for "Biggest Disapointment", here's Eli Manning and Tom Brady!
Biggest Disapointment:
The Panthers(again), The Pats not going 19-0, the Dolphins not going 0-16.
Tom: Every year, there are disapointments-
Eli: choke.
Tom: and this year-
Eli: choke.
Tom: ......... was no-
Eli: choke.
Tom: OK! I get it! We lost!
Eli: I know. CHOKE.
Tom: You know what? You give this one out, Mr. I-like-to-rub-everything-in-people's-faces.
Eli: My name is Eli Manning.
Tom: I dont care. Just give the award out.
Eli: How bout you give it out?
Tom: What's the matter? Is the Super Bowl champ afraid to give out an award?
Eli: No. You lost Super Bowl XLII, so you have to give out the award.
Tom: FINE. The Winner is........
THE PATRIOTS NOT GOING 19-0!
Tom: WHAT?! JROD, IM GOING TO KILL YOU!
security?
Tom: AHH! DONT TAZE ME, BRO!
alright. now that that's taken care of, we'll take a commercial break. When we come back, we will present the winner of our giveaway drawing!
(stupid Freecreditreport.com commrecial plays over and over again)
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