@rasputin177 @IrrationalBeast My question is simple. What makes Carolyn Petit an expert in human sexuality besides pretending to be a woman?

Patent trollolololol.

@GameFan1983 oh, I get it, you're an irrational Dark Souls fan boy that can't tolerate criticism of your fetish.

Yes, the highest rated PC game ever... but don't play it right out of the box, newb.

Ms. Petite has turned GS into a Joke.

@GameFan1983 oh good, so you know what phoning it in means? Out of ALL the games GS reviews, there's only been four 9.5 ratings in two years. You think a poor port deserves one of them? How about GAME OF THE YEAR!?! DURR!! For a game that needs mods and has poor controls! How avant-garde!

@blackace WHAT??? So far it's GAME OF THE YEAR!

@outlawst GAME OF THE YEAR!!!!

@VGjunkie87 Who are you, Carolyn's boyfriend?

@VGjunkie87 two times. and just whom might you be? Carolyn's boyfriend?

Go read Kevin VanOrd's Dark Souls reviews then read this one. The words are different but the content is the same, the sequence of topics is the same: sequel, 3rd person, cool world, weighty combat, multiplayer stuff. All Carolyn did was change the words and add a few bits on the end about new stuff.

She just cut and pasted the 9.5 from the old review and phoned in the rest using Kevin VanOrd's previous review as an outline, then added a few bits about new content on the end. What a rank amateur.