I'm suprised no one has said Mr. Bojangles
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[QUOTE="newbpwnage"]the why arent other known cancer causing activities that make you look cooler banned for minors such as:You can't control what people eat... haha your banned.... loserface. Nothing will ever stop ppl from smoking cigs
Tanning beds- increases skin cancer, makes old women look like leather bags
Junk food- obesity is a killer... (ok i can understand this one, but tanning beds really should be banned)
jm4847
Thats why I only wear G strings, and make sure an keep them lubricated by using the bathroom in my pants.you shouldn't wear undies. for all they know in 5 years they'll find out tighty-whities make you sterile and boxers give you increased risk of prostate cancer.
nah I'm only kidding. no longer than a day.
hammerofcrom
Its better to be excellent at one, cause ppl excellent at things get paid massive amounts of money for being excellent at them.
Alot of people who are good at alot of things work at Burger King at 30.
Both my parents are midgets and I have gigantism. I know it sounds bad, but it was awesome growing up.
I could never be grownded because when I was 4 I was 2 feet taller than both my parents.
My father was a real d*** about it. He was jelous and has a napoleon complex.
So I started giving him spankings, and grownding him and putting him in time out when I turned 6.
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