I passionately massage large juicy melons

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#1 BIG-BOSSMAN
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When at the grocery to determine whether they are ripe, and I suggest you do to if you are passionate about produce. What are some of your tips for finding the best produce and determining the ripeness of such produce?
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inb4 this thread gets more posts than it ever should

Oh hell, self-fulfilling prophecy. >:

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#3 shoot-first
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I love large juicy melons. They are good for you.

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#4 Mogotoo
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Is this leading up to something, TC?

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do you suck plums too

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Watermelons are only good in the summer time.

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Boobs.
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#8 dreamdude
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I've never done that. My friend told me to sniff the melons, but I forgot why.