Caption Part Deux

This is our official thread for all caption related craziness!

Simply look at the pics, think of a witty caption, and post away!

Winner gets a rake.

Picture Eins:

Cats finally going to rehab? Tonight at ten.

"....and I would also like to thank you for Vanish Oxy Action. Without it I wouldn't be as white as I am today. Amen"

:lol:^

Caption duo:

"What was that?"

"--oh that? That was--um--my, uh...sword?"

Dino: "Eww---what is that smell?"

Blondy: "Err... whoever smelt it dealt it!"

"Why did you attack my Dark Magician? ...Get off my back."

What aaanother edit...

Caption 2 Winner: Azure-Supernova!

Und das next caption capitan!

Ape Escape's visuals didn't really have the same oomph in high definition.Foolz3h

I counter with:

Evolution for Dummies.

"Can I have mah freedom?"

"Lol, can I have my mother back? F***in' hypocrite!" :D

"Why does the joy gets on your face?"

"Because you're all gonna DIE! And I'm gonna LOVE IT!!" :D

- The Legend of the Insane Monkey Assassin

Monkey = Aha, Success, I have perfected the brain transplant. Now, how do I reverse the process? :D

Man In Cage = AAAAAAAAAAAGH, AAAAAAAAAAAGH, Ooo, ooo, ooo...

Monkey = Oh please, what does the "Space/Time" continuem have to do with that???...Wait, how come I understand you? :shock:

(Okay, okay, I know this might be against the rules, but I just had to say this... :P )

*Announcers voice* WINNER OF THIS CAGE MATCH, AND...NNNEEEWWW WORLD CHAMPION, B.J. "THE BANANA MAN"!!!

(Okay, okay, I know this might be against the rules, but I just had to say this... :P )

*Announcers voice* WINNER OF THIS CAGE MATCH, AND...NNNEEEWWW WORLD CHAMPION, B.J. "THE BANANA MAN"!!!

CooperTeam

:lol: WINNER!

"Now the banana's in the other paw, my esteemed doctor. You see, when you were asleep, every night, I would rise from my cage and open the lock - which was not difficult, mind you - and turn on Nick at Nite. Every night I watched Full House, and slowly, but surely, I began to learn and understand human nature. Through simple deductive reasoning, and a few banana fumes, I hatched a plot that would turn the tables on you, my good sir. So I baked a cupcake in the ajacent chemical labratory - I suggest you don't eat that - oh, you did, well, you'll be on the toilet for a good, long while. Perhaps you'll get an idea of what it's like to sit in your own feces, Doctor. If you wanted to know why I fling the stuff, why didn't you ask such?

"So I planted the cupcake in a cage nearby, and thus, you, my formidable captor, fell into my brilliant trap. And now you will get to experience the sensation of having chemicals injected into your anus. I think, after we are done here, my good doctor, you will think twice after you start wondering whether or not monkies will product test some garbage. I think, quite indeed, you will."

[QUOTE="CooperTeam"]

(Okay, okay, I know this might be against the rules, but I just had to say this... :P )

*Announcers voice* WINNER OF THIS CAGE MATCH, AND...NNNEEEWWW WORLD CHAMPION, B.J. "THE BANANA MAN"!!!

iloveflash

:lol: WINNER!

:lol: COOL!!! Okay, next pic please. Wanna see how good I really am at this. :P

CooperTeam brought teh previous funnies:

*Announcers voice* WINNER OF THIS CAGE MATCH, AND...NNNEEEWWW WORLD CHAMPION, B.J. "THE BANANA MAN"!!!

Must...resist...urge..! Must...resist..!!!

"ITS TIME IS NIGH!!" O_O

#1:

"Revenge of the wayward tennis ball."

#2

"When green goes mean."

#3

"Which would win in a fight: a world-class tennis player or a professional-grade tennis ball?

...Exactly. This is why women should never be allowed to have kids."

#4

"Remain calm in the face of danger."

#5

"NANI--!?!?!? BOKUWA--SHIN SHORYUKEN-DESKA!!?!?! D-DEMO--I--WANT--TO--LIVE!! NOOOO!!!!

#6

"How God tests your dedication."

#7

"The moment of Truth."

#8

"Her life flashes before mismatched eyes."

#9

"Goodbye nose--I'll miss you!"

#10

"Tennis + Hat = ProtectionFromSun - (2 x Risk x Pain)/[(1/2) x Face]"

AW, I gotta go now! I wanna make moar dammit! XD

Um... will keep that in mind if more pimple jokes come up. *From now on, include PIMPLE in the CENSORED list) :P

"Whaddya mean we don't use our heads to hit the ball!?!?"Azure-Supernova

Took you long enough! :lol:

in the nick of time:

"Whaddya mean we don't use our heads to hit the ball!?!?"

lulz!

Airheads: THERE OUDDA CONTROL!!!!!!!

(I swear, that's what I thought he was eating. I want an Airhead now. CRAVING.)

I MISS HAVING UPPER TEETH!!gbarules2999

You already won with the previous one, why are you even trying? :P

[QUOTE="gbarules2999"]I MISS HAVING UPPER TEETH!!iloveflash

You already won with the previous one, why are you even trying? :P

I really wanted to do another one. Sometimes, you know, you just can't hold back.

EDIT: Hey look, my 900th post. Yay me.

Anyone want to enlighten those that are familiar with airheads being paris hilton, not a confectionary, so that they may get the caption? :PFoolz3h

I thought you foriegn fellows might not know.

Airheads are a taffy sort of candy that looks a lot like a tongue. The motto is "Outta Control!!!"

They're pretty chewy.

That makes more sense to me now, I'm British you see..... And yeah my last one was late, damn college work!

"Doc, when I said I wanted to make something bigger....... my tongue wasn't exactly what I had in mind...."

Anyone want to enlighten those that are familiar with airheads being paris hilton, not a confectionary, so that they may get the caption? :PFoolz3h

[QUOTE="Foolz3h"]Anyone want to enlighten those that are familiar with airheads being paris hilton, not a confectionary, so that they may get the caption? :Pkingkilla3

They could well be here, I'm just not a confectionary expert!

American winner: gbarules.

real winner: "And the victorious dog devours the tongue of the defeated."- Kingkilla3.

Und das uber kopf:

"Heavenly father, please make money come out of this enogonous contraption."iloveflash

:lol:

enogonous?

erogonous?

[QUOTE="iloveflash"]"Heavenly father, please make money come out of this enogonous contraption."Foolz3h

:lol:

enogonous?

erogonous?

Well--you know--the 'n' is so close to the 'r' on the keyboard...? :P