Pets Not Boys

Have you any? Those furry little bastards...usually furry anyway. I don't mean furrys, sorry Rocket-Fox!

Currently living here are two poor excuses of dogs, and three fine examples of fish. One of the fish is almost as old as I am! He's also illegal.

I don't have any pets right now. I used to have a rabbit, but he died within 5 months. :( I also had some fish for a while, but they died pretty quickly as well. 

I suck at taking care of pets. :P