SW Magazine #70 - PUSH Interview, SW King vs. CaptainGamespot, Bioshock Infinite

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#1 Posted by Willy105 (24746 posts) -

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May 2nd, 2013 - Issue 70


Letter from the Editor:

The next Xbox is going to be revealed this month, hopefully we'll see more than just the controller this time (ah, who am I kidding, there is no controller, it's an all Kinect future from here!) This...is....SYSTEM WARS MAGAZINE!!!!

- Willy105, Official Sheep

In this Issue:

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REVIEW: Bioshock Infinite

The System Wars King DarkLink reviews the latest adventure in the topsy-turvey world of Bioshock.

 



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INTERVIEW: PUSH 

Willy interviews the great union of PUSH, the true rulers of the System Wars board. Yep, it's all true, CaptainGamepsot!

 



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REPORT: The 2012 SWA's Are Officially Legit

It only took half a year to figure it out.

 



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REPORT: The SW King Slaps CaptainGamespot Into Submission Over SWA Conspiracy

Somebody had to.

 



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ARTICLE: A Poem To An Old Rival

Remember, remember!

 


 


 

PEDAL TO THE METAL

Starring

Heil68

and

The Eroica

 

By the Community for the Community!

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Coming Soon!

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Spring Issue 2013

Will be available in PDF form and on Scribd!

 


 

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#2 Posted by deactivated-59b71619573a1 (38222 posts) -

Aesome issue. Glad PttM is making its way into this now too. 

Also the original Bioshock is still the king

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#3 Posted by blue_hazy_basic (30827 posts) -
Stickied!
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#4 Posted by guard12 (2018 posts) -

Another great read!

Remember: Nintendo is dead :lol: That pic made me lol so hard

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#5 Posted by super600 (32406 posts) -

Captain Gamespot.:lol::lol:

I since left PUSH anyway for private reasons I'm not revealing.

Also synthia is running a writing assignment contest about writing something about ninty. You have until tommorrow to write something.

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#6 Posted by Heil68 (57848 posts) -
I since left PUSH anyway for private reasons I'm not revealing.super600
lol
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#7 Posted by Xaero_Gravity (9788 posts) -
For the next issue, you should interview the Rangers Super went and cried to about being messed with on the PUSH off site. :lol:
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#8 Posted by Heil68 (57848 posts) -
For the next issue, you should interview the Rangers Super went and cried to about being messed with on the PUSH off site. :lol:Xaero_Gravity
oh do tell. That sounds scandalous.
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#9 Posted by super600 (32406 posts) -

Ignore xaero Heli.

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#10 Posted by blue_hazy_basic (30827 posts) -
I come for the mag and stay for the drama!
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#11 Posted by Xaero_Gravity (9788 posts) -
[QUOTE="Xaero_Gravity"]For the next issue, you should interview the Rangers Super went and cried to about being messed with on the PUSH off site. :lol:Heil68
oh do tell. That sounds scandalous.

I don't know the exact names of the Rangers, but one of them is a member of the off site so I'll be sure to ask him for more details.

Ignore xaero Heli.

super600
Remember when you cried over this?  I sure do.
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#12 Posted by Heil68 (57848 posts) -
[QUOTE="Xaero_Gravity"][QUOTE="Heil68"] oh do tell. That sounds scandalous.

I don't know the exact names of the Rangers, but one of them is a member of the off site so I'll be sure to ask him for more details.

Ignore xaero Heli.

super600
Remember when you cried over this?  I sure do.

hahahahaha, We'll talk when you're on the podcast too ;)
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#13 Posted by Xaero_Gravity (9788 posts) -
Oh yes, yes we will. :twisted:
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#14 Posted by CaseyWegner (70104 posts) -

"Although the organizers did contact staff members, they did not identify themselves as such."

except for on january 29thwhen i contacted the gamespot account saying "as a member of the system wars awards union, i was wondering if you had any update on how the voting investigation is going. we're all a little curious as to when the thread will be re-opened. thanks." which was a followup PM to one sent on january 24th saying "i noticed that you locked the system wars awards results thread due to a possible problem with the vote counting. since multiple people put in a lot of hard work into this, i'd like to see if there's anything i can do to help expedite any kind of investigation that's going on. the vote counters are rather upset that things happened like this. i thought people who complained were joking. again, is there anything i can do to help?".

oh well.

for the other awards organizers, did you guys identify yourselves when you contacted the staff?

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#15 Posted by Blabadon (33030 posts) -
Probably the most enjoyable Magaizne yet. I like Kaz Hirai's quip in there.
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#16 Posted by charizard1605 (82661 posts) -

"Although the organizers did contact staff members, they did not identify themselves as such."

except for on january 29thwhen i contacted the gamespot account saying "as a member of the system wars awards union, i was wondering if you had any update on how the voting investigation is going. we're all a little curious as to when the thread will be re-opened. thanks." which was a followup PM to one sent on january 24th saying "i noticed that you locked the system wars awards results thread due to a possible problem with the vote counting. since multiple people put in a lot of hard work into this, i'd like to see if there's anything i can do to help expedite any kind of investigation that's going on. the vote counters are rather upset that things happened like this. i thought people who complained were joking. again, is there anything i can do to help?".

oh well.

for the other awards organizers, did you guys identify yourselves when you contacted the staff?

CaseyWegner
I did
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#17 Posted by Xaero_Gravity (9788 posts) -
Probably the most enjoyable Magaizne yet. I like Kaz Hirai's quip in there.Blabadon
He's the best poster on the off site. Handsome, and oh so mysterious.
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#18 Posted by Giancar (19155 posts) -
E-drama. Now the off site version! :o
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#19 Posted by Badosh (12770 posts) -
roffffl, that interview is great stuff.
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#20 Posted by CaseyWegner (70104 posts) -

[QUOTE="CaseyWegner"]

"Although the organizers did contact staff members, they did not identify themselves as such."

except for on january 29thwhen i contacted the gamespot account saying "as a member of the system wars awards union, i was wondering if you had any update on how the voting investigation is going. we're all a little curious as to when the thread will be re-opened. thanks." which was a followup PM to one sent on january 24th saying "i noticed that you locked the system wars awards results thread due to a possible problem with the vote counting. since multiple people put in a lot of hard work into this, i'd like to see if there's anything i can do to help expedite any kind of investigation that's going on. the vote counters are rather upset that things happened like this. i thought people who complained were joking. again, is there anything i can do to help?".

oh well.

for the other awards organizers, did you guys identify yourselves when you contacted the staff?

charizard1605

I did

you even listed who the organizers were in the second post of that thread.

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#21 Posted by psymon100 (6835 posts) -

im goana

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#22 Posted by Sagem28 (10498 posts) -

Best SWM yet, mainly because I'm in it.

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#23 Posted by super600 (32406 posts) -

Best SWM yet, mainly because I'm in it.

Sagem28

:shock:

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#24 Posted by Badosh (12770 posts) -

Best SWM yet, mainly because I'm in it.

Sagem28
PUSH conspiracies.
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#25 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -

Best SWM yet, mainly because I'm in it.

Sagem28

I agree.

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#26 Posted by Xaero_Gravity (9788 posts) -
[QUOTE="Sagem28"]

Best SWM yet, mainly because I'm in it.

Badosh
PUSH conspiracies.

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#27 Posted by charizard1605 (82661 posts) -

:lol: Wow...

Wowwy Wow Wow Wow. :lol:

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#28 Posted by Badosh (12770 posts) -
[QUOTE="Badosh"][QUOTE="Sagem28"]

Best SWM yet, mainly because I'm in it.

Xaero_Gravity
PUSH conspiracies.

Who asked you?
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#29 Posted by Xaero_Gravity (9788 posts) -
[QUOTE="Badosh"][QUOTE="Xaero_Gravity"][QUOTE="Badosh"] PUSH conspiracies.

Who asked you?

:( Any Rangers have a shoulder to spare?
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#30 Posted by Badosh (12770 posts) -
[QUOTE="Xaero_Gravity"] :( Any Rangers have a shoulder to spare?

No. Be gone vermin! Ye shall be stricken' down by the might of SW.
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#31 Posted by charizard1605 (82661 posts) -
[QUOTE="Badosh"][QUOTE="Xaero_Gravity"] :( Any Rangers have a shoulder to spare?

No. Be gone vermin! Ye shall be stricken' down by the might of PUSH.

Fixed that for you
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#32 Posted by Badosh (12770 posts) -
[QUOTE="charizard1605"][QUOTE="Badosh"][QUOTE="Xaero_Gravity"] :( Any Rangers have a shoulder to spare?

No. Be gone vermin! Ye shall be stricken' down by the might of PUSH.

Fixed that for you

I'm a conspiracy realist. Get it?
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#33 Posted by super600 (32406 posts) -

[QUOTE="Badosh"][QUOTE="Xaero_Gravity"] :( Any Rangers have a shoulder to spare?charizard1605
No. Be gone vermin! Ye shall be stricken' down by the might of PUSH.

Fixed that for you

:lol:

At fixed post.

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#34 Posted by Xaero_Gravity (9788 posts) -
[QUOTE="Badosh"][QUOTE="Xaero_Gravity"] :( Any Rangers have a shoulder to spare?

No. Be gone vermin! Ye shall be stricken' down by the might of SW.

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#35 Posted by straightedge_X (712 posts) -
Also, posting from this one because of the stupid post limit on DropsofJupiter right now.
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#36 Posted by freedomfreak (49884 posts) -

Best SWM yet, mainly because I'm in it.

Sagem28
Pretty much.
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#37 Posted by charizard1605 (82661 posts) -
Also, posting from this one because of the stupid post limit on DropsofJupiter right now.
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#38 Posted by Badosh (12770 posts) -
Also, posting from this one because of the stupid post limit on DropsofJupiter right now.  straightedge_X
That joke is worse than Neon's gimmick.
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#39 Posted by Clock-w0rk (3378 posts) -

[QUOTE="straightedge_X"]Also, posting from this one because of the stupid post limit on DropsofJupiter right now.  Badosh
That joke is worse than Neon's gimmick.

Nothings worse than that pos gimmick.

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#40 Posted by psymon100 (6835 posts) -

[QUOTE="straightedge_X"]Also, posting from this one because of the stupid post limit on DropsofJupiter right now.  Badosh
That joke is worse than Neon's gimmick.

That's one of my favourite jokes on SW at the moment. 

Also, posting from this one because of the stupid post limit on DropsofJupiter right now.

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#41 Posted by freedomfreak (49884 posts) -
Also, posting from this one because of the stupid post limit on DropsofJupiter right now.
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#42 Posted by SolidTy (49991 posts) -

This is what I said in that other thread (SWA 2012 Final Counts and Announcement):

:lol: Wow...

Wowwy Wow Wow Wow. :lol:

SolidTy


Charizard, lame imitation after being owned for years, lol. Now I know it was effective since you took the time to steal it word for word. lmao. :lol: Your Charizard salt comes from yesterdays thread to rage quit because of some other drama in the lounge.

Also, Willy still seem to have had a grudge against me for what is going on years man, lol. We didn't really tussle back then. At least I got a mention for hardly any effort, so carry on my legacy.

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#43 Posted by lundy86_4 (48649 posts) -

Drama? Please be drama.

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#44 Posted by Willy105 (24746 posts) -
Also, Willy you have had a grudge against me for what is going on years man, lol.
SolidTy
Go on....
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#45 Posted by Blabadon (33030 posts) -
Why does everyone have a grudge against Ty? :cry:
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#46 Posted by SolidTy (49991 posts) -

[QUOTE="SolidTy"]

This is what I said in that other thread (SWA 2012 Final Counts and Announcement):

[QUOTE="SolidTy"]

:lol: Wow...

Wowwy Wow Wow Wow. :lol:

Willy105


Charizard, lame imitation after being owned for years, lol. Now I know it was effective since you took the time to steal it word for word. lmao. :lol: Your Charizard salt comes from yesterdays thread to rage quit because of some other drama in the lounge.

Also, Willy still seem to have had a grudge against me for what is going on years man, lol. We didn't really tussle back then. At least I got a mention for hardly any effort, so carry on my legacy.

Go on....

Drama = more readers, right? Not much to say, man. Deny it or don't.

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#47 Posted by SolidTy (49991 posts) -

Why does everyone have a grudge against Ty? :cry:Blabadon

Everyone doesn't Blab...:? I mentioned willy specifically, and it goes to my SWM and GUUF days.

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#48 Posted by KarateeeChop (4666 posts) -

poor captaingamespot. poor solidty. :(

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#49 Posted by super600 (32406 posts) -

poor captaingamespot. poor solidty. :(

KarateeeChop

:P

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#50 Posted by SolidTy (49991 posts) -

poor captaingamespot. poor solidty. :(

KarateeeChop

Nope. :lol:

Poor KarateeeChop idiot bandodging troll. :cry: :lol:

Why are do you...oh, lol.