ITT: People who don't grasp the criticisms of Kratos
We love a genre that gave us Bayonetta and Dante, as the genres best examples of characters. We love cheese and something that isn't super serious, Kratos fucking sucks, because that story itself seriously and takes Kratos the anger ball seriously. It tries to make him empathetic, but you have to accept that this idiot was told 3 times to not be a dick wagon, and says **** it, I"m gonna be a dick wagon...and then proceeds to kill his own family. But okay lets meet half way and accept the original plol is a greek tragedy, even I would agree those staples are handled very well.
The sequels are much better games (because lolvideogamestories), but the character is like extra dumb in those stories. Kratos once against told "don't be a dick", by Athena, gets told by Zeus quit being a dick. He then proceeds to get punished for being a dick. Then climbs out of hell wondering why he got punished for being a dick. Proceeds to then wreck the planet in his infinite dickdom, and then the story says Zeus is the one that went insane, Pandora the fucking plot device and the box put hope inside of Kratos.
So you're stuck with this character who is one fucking note: I'm angry, all the time. Except you've had no real reason to see things from his point of view other than you shut your brain off, and then proceeds to slaughter the gods, only for the game not even not even go all in on his anti-hero/villain status, because he's not even that, he's never fucking presented as that. They actually try to redeem that son of a bitch with a plot line that is mind bendingly stupid.
Which that's supposed to be this franchises calling card, in this franchise with a lot of cheesy stories, God of War is the classy one with the story. Except it sucks, it's infinitely more stupid.
This isn't going to be one of those "well that not my interpretation"..no **** you, you're apologizing for bad writing. Fucking gamers.
That doesn't even get into pettier shit, like the decade of Kratos status as a fucking badass....he has a bleeding vagina for 3 games, what badass? He's a bitch.
As far the gameplay shift, God of War was never mechanically all that satisfying, but this new one looks really slow, and really sluggish. It's not that the fixed camera is gone, it's that they went with the camera similar to how The Last of Us does it. As in not on his shoulder, but more or less on his back. That might work for what is more or less a cover shooter, where you crouch walk a lot, but in a 3d beat em up? There is a reason we've been using Ocarina's camera style for ages, especially in Souls stuff, and there is a reason the camera has been things like what NG and Bayonetta have with a quick camera reset for when things get hectic.
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