lol wut!!111
Ok, if "PC gaming" was a game character it would:
-Be a God and immortal
-Be a level ?? boss with 10 billion hp
-Regenerates hp at 10000/second, regenrates limbs and heads if dismembered
-Have a difficulty level of extreme, realistic, nightmare, impossible, or godlike
-Have 99.9% resistance and immunity to physical, magic, psychic, bullet, explosive, nuclear, radioactive, laser, hadoken or time warp/travel damage
-Be insusceptible to diplomacy, persuade, seduce, taunt, intimidate, lie, bribe, appraise or bluff
-Cannot be head-shotted, backstabbed, stealth attacked, pickpocketed, stunned, disoriented, set on fire, frozen, slowed, poisoned, transformed into a small animal or 1-hit KOed
-Cannot be destroyed via the environment its in, including collapse roofs, rocks, engine fire, exploding barrles, deep water or run over by vehicles
-Can attack things in the air, land, underground, underwater, in space, invisible, ethereal, from the future, from the past and things with divine shield
-Does not have weak spots such as eyes, groin, gooy green/red/yellow areas to shoot or stab at
-Is not afraid of big-muscled men and big-boobed women with big guns, parties of elves in bikini armor, armies of tanks, motherships, or worker rushes
People have tried to develop a plan to kill this character know as "PC gaming" but after dying 100 times they would swear at the screen and cry :P
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