Your girlfriend says its her or the dog. Which do you choose?

[QUOTE="TheMightyHoov"]

So me and the others in this thread dont know what its like to have a human partners?

TheCSPeaceMaker

Mostpplhere don't an thosesayingthey would do otherwise aren't being faced with the situation either.

Yay for generalizations! Just like the one you guys pulled on badman ;)

[QUOTE="Rikardur"][QUOTE="Commander-Gree"]I'm a cat person, so I don't have a dog. :P But I would choose my cat over a girlfriend. You can always get a new girlfriend. TheMightyHoov

..... Yeah but your cat doesnt give you ultimatums. Is it that hard to understand that some one forms a close bond with their pet?

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]I think that if the woman wants you to get rid of something you clearly care about, then she doesn't love you. If she did, then she wouldn't be making you choose.... she'd either try her hardest to make it work, or tell you that it isn't working and leave.... in no way would she ever ask you to give it up. In any case I'll always choose my cute little puppy who loves gnawing on my arms. =DMCGSMB

[QUOTE="MCGSMB"][QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]I think that if the woman wants you to get rid of something you clearly care about, then she doesn't love you. If she did, then she wouldn't be making you choose.... she'd either try her hardest to make it work, or tell you that it isn't working and leave.... in no way would she ever ask you to give it up. In any case I'll always choose my cute little puppy who loves gnawing on my arms. =DBaconbits2004

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[QUOTE="Rikardur"] You can always get a new cat...:|Rikardur

..... Yeah but your cat doesnt give you ultimatums. Is it that hard to understand that some one forms a close bond with their pet?

Well yeah but the woman portrayed in the OP isnt genuine :P

[QUOTE="Rikardur"][QUOTE="TheMightyHoov"]

..... Yeah but your cat doesnt give you ultimatums. Is it that hard to understand that some one forms a close bond with their pet?

TheMightyHoov

Well yeah but the woman portrayed in the OP isnt genuine :P

[QUOTE="DJ_Lae"]Girlfriend. It's a dog - it's a lesser species, it can go **bleep** off.MCGSMB

So your gf can force you to get rid of something you love? Do you own pets?

[QUOTE="MCGSMB"][QUOTE="DJ_Lae"]Girlfriend. It's a dog - it's a lesser species, it can go **bleep** off.TheMightyHoov

So your gf can force you to get rid of something you love? Do you own pets?

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[QUOTE="MCGSMB"] Why is it lesser?DJ_Lae

So your gf can force you to get rid of something you love? Do you own pets?

Ok then what if it was the pets you own she wanted to get rid of? Or would you still keep her for sex then too?

I love dogs and could never betray them over some petty argument with a woman.

[QUOTE="TheMightyHoov"]

[QUOTE="MCGSMB"] Why is it lesser?DJ_Lae

So your gf can force you to get rid of something you love? Do you own pets?

If she is willing to leave over something so trivial, I doubt the relationship was going to go anywhere anyway. I would probably choose the dog in that case.

UnknownSniper65

[QUOTE="TheMightyHoov"]

[QUOTE="MCGSMB"] Why is it lesser?DJ_Lae

So your gf can force you to get rid of something you love? Do you own pets?

[QUOTE="TheMightyHoov"]

[QUOTE="MCGSMB"] Why is it lesser?DJ_Lae

So your gf can force you to get rid of something you love? Do you own pets?

You can always choose both, you just have to be comfortable with bestiality.

[QUOTE="DJ_Lae"][QUOTE="TheMightyHoov"]

So your gf can force you to get rid of something you love? Do you own pets?

Z0MBIES

You can always choose both, you just have to be comfortable with bestiality.

Yes we know. Yall can stop with the bestiality jokes now.

I'd say "Calm the **** down, I'll buy you a new dress"

NeoNinja12

Nope you have to pick. Gf or dog

Well, a dog will never leave you, but a girl might, so... dog I guess.

phillo99

My thoughts exactly.

Horrible girlfriend if she's willing to threaten to leave if you don't get rid of part of your family for her. Glad to see....most of OT knows better.ProjectTrinity

Most people pick gf just because they dont like pets :?

I agree with the TC.

The dog is a part of my life that she has to live with, she don't like it then she has no place in my life.

So I pick the doggy.

[QUOTE="ProjectTrinity"]Horrible girlfriend if she's willing to threaten to leave if you don't get rid of part of your family for her. Glad to see....most of OT knows better.TheMightyHoov

Most people pick gf just because they dont like pets :?

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[QUOTE="ProjectTrinity"]Horrible girlfriend if she's willing to threaten to leave if you don't get rid of part of your family for her. Glad to see....most of OT knows better.mitu123

Most people pick gf just because they dont like pets :?

Just put you cat in the situation. Then pick :P

Dog... Screw her. I dont need people like that in my life

[QUOTE="ProjectTrinity"]Horrible girlfriend if she's willing to threaten to leave if you don't get rid of part of your family for her. Glad to see....most of OT knows better.TheMightyHoov

Most people pick gf just because they dont like pets :?

My dog. No piece of clothing is that valuable as to make your lover pick between you or his/her pet. Not even if it was made with golden thread and it contained diamonds in the very fabric. My dog is my companion, most lovers aren't even gonna stick with you for 18 years, unless you end up happily married. And if you do, they won't rage over such a trivial matter like clothing!Deihjan

Pretty much this. I wouldn't want to be with such a shallow person anyways, and dogs are so loyal :P

[QUOTE="rockguy92"]I absolutely HATE dogs and all pets. I will never consider getting any type of pet even for a second.ProjectClash

I agree, pets just **** all over the house.

I'm sure she has a good reason. Reasons I will not delve into. Did you ever bother to talk to her first? Seeing as how you came on GS OT to ask this question makes me believe you didn't even bother to talk to her about it first. Even though a girlfriend is temporary, I would never choose a dog, cat, or any kind of pet, over a human being. This just emphasizes my point even more.

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[QUOTE="rockguy92"]I absolutely HATE dogs and all pets. I will never consider getting any type of pet even for a second.Elian2530

I agree, pets just **** all over the house.

I love my dogs and family equally so....:?

[QUOTE="Elian2530"][QUOTE="ProjectClash"]

I agree, pets just **** all over the house.

TheMightyHoov

I love my dogs and family equally so....:?

I think it would depend on the situation.

I choose my girlfriend.

1) I probably enjoying ****ing my girlfriend, while I can't imagine ever enjoying ****ing my dog.

2) My girlfriend actually TALKS to me. You know, I can appreciate her as a PERSON as opposed to a hairy and smelly animal who I only appreciate because of its stupid and mindless devotion to me. Brainlesss dog vs a human who I can actually have a meaningful interaction with? Sorry, the human wins.

3) My girlfriend would have a job (hypothetically...I don't have a girlfriend), so she also isn't a total ****ing leech.

Yep, the girlfriend wins.

In fact, this should be the standard for whether or not you should dump your girlfriend. Just imagine...would you rather keep your girlfriend, or get a dog instead? If you choose the dog, then your girlfriend is worthless. If your girlfriend is worth less than a goddamn DOG, then that's the point at which it's time to dump her.

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[QUOTE="Elian2530"] ROFL. Their reactions were priceless. I like dogs but taking caring of them is another thing. I just dont have the time and a house. But what I really despise is when people love their dogs more than their girlfriend/boyfriend or family. That's just sad, period. Elian2530

I love my dogs and family equally so....:?

Hehehe I see :P

I think it would depend on the situation.

swamprat_basic

Read OP

I choose my girlfriend.

1) I probably enjoying ****ing my girlfriend, while I can't imagine ever enjoying ****ing my dog.

2) My girlfriend actually TALKS to me. You know, I can appreciate her as a PERSON as opposed to a hairy and smelly animal who I only appreciate because of its stupid and mindless devotion to me. Brainlesss dog vs a human who I can actually have a meaningful interaction with? Sorry, the human wins.

3) My girlfriend would have a job (hypothetically...I don't have a girlfriend), so she also isn't a total ****ing leech.

Yep, the girlfriend wins.

In fact, this should be the standard for whether or not you should dump your girlfriend. Just imagine...would you rather keep your girlfriend, or get a dog instead? If you choose the dog, then your girlfriend is worthless. If your girlfriend is worth less than a goddamn DOG, then that's the point at which it's time to dump her.

MrGeezer

Did you read OP?

my puppy cause I would never give her away. not even for money.

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

I choose my girlfriend.

1) I probably enjoying ****ing my girlfriend, while I can't imagine ever enjoying ****ing my dog.

2) My girlfriend actually TALKS to me. You know, I can appreciate her as a PERSON as opposed to a hairy and smelly animal who I only appreciate because of its stupid and mindless devotion to me. Brainlesss dog vs a human who I can actually have a meaningful interaction with? Sorry, the human wins.

3) My girlfriend would have a job (hypothetically...I don't have a girlfriend), so she also isn't a total ****ing leech.

Yep, the girlfriend wins.

In fact, this should be the standard for whether or not you should dump your girlfriend. Just imagine...would you rather keep your girlfriend, or get a dog instead? If you choose the dog, then your girlfriend is worthless. If your girlfriend is worth less than a goddamn DOG, then that's the point at which it's time to dump her.

TheMightyHoov

Did you read OP?

Yes I read it. Why should that girl have to put up with a dude who lets a mother****ing animal destroy her property?

That' HER stuff, and HIS dog is destroying it. Why in the name of god would she stay in that relationship, if HER concerns mean less than having a ****ing dog around?

Think of it another way...you meet a totally hot chick and then you fall in love with her. You move into the same home, and only then do you find out that she is a spider enthusiast and owns literally thousands of scorpions and tarantulas. There are tarantulas in the bedroom...when you wake up at night and turn on the lights, you see 100 scary ass spiders staring at you, only a few feet away from the bed in which you sleep.

If you were to then say, "I'm sorry honey, but you've got to choose me or the spiders and scorpions", would the SANE choice be to choose a bunch of BUGS over a MAN? And if she does choose the bugs over YOU, then doesn't that sort of say sometyhing about how much you are worth in her eyes?

Yes...if your girlfriend is more worthless than a dog, then it's not an "either/or" scenario. Keep the dog, and then dump the girlfriend anyway.

[QUOTE="TheMightyHoov"]

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

I choose my girlfriend.

1) I probably enjoying ****ing my girlfriend, while I can't imagine ever enjoying ****ing my dog.

2) My girlfriend actually TALKS to me. You know, I can appreciate her as a PERSON as opposed to a hairy and smelly animal who I only appreciate because of its stupid and mindless devotion to me. Brainlesss dog vs a human who I can actually have a meaningful interaction with? Sorry, the human wins.

3) My girlfriend would have a job (hypothetically...I don't have a girlfriend), so she also isn't a total ****ing leech.

Yep, the girlfriend wins.

In fact, this should be the standard for whether or not you should dump your girlfriend. Just imagine...would you rather keep your girlfriend, or get a dog instead? If you choose the dog, then your girlfriend is worthless. If your girlfriend is worth less than a goddamn DOG, then that's the point at which it's time to dump her.

MrGeezer

Did you read OP?

Yes I read it. Why should that girl have to put up with a dude who lets a mother****ing animal destroy her property?

That' HER stuff, and HIS dog is destroying it. Why in the name of god would she stay in that relationship, if HER concerns mean less than having a ****ing dog around?

Think of it another way...you meet a totally hot chick and then you fall in love with her. You move into the same home, and only then do you find out that she is a spider enthusiast and owns literally thousands of scorpions and tarantulas. There are tarantulas in the bedroom...when you wake up at night and turn on the lights, you see 100 scary ass spiders staring at you, only a few feet away from the bed in which you sleep.

If you were to then say, "I'm sorry honey, but you've got to choose me or the spiders and scorpions", would the SANE choice be to choose a bunch of BUGS over a MAN? And if she does choose the bugs over YOU, then doesn't that sort of say sometyhing about how much you are worth in her eyes?

Yes...if your girlfriend is more worthless than a dog, then it's not an "either/or" scenario. Keep the dog, and then dump the girlfriend anyway.

Scorpions and spiders dont give a person love :?

Plus this gf didnt ask kindly. And if she loved you wouldnt she try and cope with it because she knows thats what you love?

If my gf was into spiders I would try and cope with it if I felt I really loved her.

Scorpions and spiders dont give a person love :?

TheMightyHoov

Dogs don't give a person "love" either. It's not love, because there's no freaking choice involved. What dogs do is express a biologically neccessary impulse to submit to the pack leader. It's not LOVE. It's just as much an instinctive reaction as a spider's instinct to bite the **** out of you. You OWN the dog, it CANNOT choose to be owned by someone else, and it is FORCED into displaying affection to you.

Choice is the issue here. Forced love means nothing, because it is FORCED. The only meaningful love is done out of CHOICE.

You dog has to love you. You've prevented it from having any other options merely by choosing it as a pet. It's basically been enslaved, and you're relying on its natural instincts to make the mere act of enslavement enough to cause it to love you. By contrast, your girlfriend CHOOSES to love you. She's not a pet, you don't own her. She's able to make demands and compromises, because there's nothing stopping her from flat-out dumping your ass. And THAT'S what potentially makes that a meaningful love. The fact that she actually has the OPTION of leaving you in the cold, but CHOOSES to stay with you anyway.

Do you know why dogs love you? Because they need companionship, and you have FORCED them to be your companion. That's it. They might lick your ****s or act happy when you get home from work, but that's because they were FORCED into a situation in which they HAVE to love you. And that is a shallow and meaningless love indeed.

...Girlfriend... :|

A dog is an animal. I won't marry it, I won't have kids with it, it isn't going to support me in times of need, and it'll be dead in 13 years if I'm lucky. I really can't believe its actually a tough decision for some.

Ultimatums suck, but when presented with said situation, I'll go with the girl.

*Insert Geezer talk here*.

MrGeezer

[QUOTE="TheMightyHoov"]

Scorpions and spiders dont give a person love :?

MrGeezer

Dogs don't give a person "love" either. It's not love, because there's no freaking choice involved. What dogs do is express a biologically neccessary impulse to submit to the pack leader. It's not LOVE. It's just as much an instinctive reaction as a spider's instinct to bite the **** out of you. You OWN the dog, it CANNOT choose to be owned by someone else, and it is FORCED into displaying affection to you.

Choice is the issue here. Forced love means nothing, because it is FORCED. The only meaningful love is done out of CHOICE.

You dog has to love you. You've prevented it from having any other options merely by choosing it as a pet. It's basically been enslaved, and you're relying on its natural instincts to make the mere act of enslavement enough to cause it to love you. By contrast, your girlfriend CHOOSES to love you. She's not a pet, you don't own her. She's able to make demands and compromises, because there's nothing stopping her from flat-out dumping your ass. And THAT'S what potentially makes that a meaningful love. The fact that she actually has the OPTION of leaving you in the cold, but CHOOSES to stay with you anyway.

Do you know why dogs love you? Because they need companionship, and you have FORCED them to be your companion. That's it. They might lick your ****s or act happy when you get home from work, but that's because they were FORCED into a situation in which they HAVE to love you. And that is a shallow and meaningless love indeed.

Way to ignore the rest of what I said. And I can CAPITALIZE random WORDS too. :lol:

And some one sounds a little too angry here.