OMFG I just rejected a girl oO (story inside)

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#101 Toriko42
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Fight your friend and steal his woman
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#102 KeizerHalil
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Fight your friend and steal his womanToriko42

Well, ill crack his scull with my pinky:P

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#103 Mythbuster4ever
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[QUOTE="Toriko42"]Fight your friend and steal his womanKeizerHalil

Well, ill crack his scull with my pinky:P

So, wait, your ill, and whats a scull?

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#104 shinian
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[QUOTE="shinian"]

[QUOTE="KeizerHalil"]Hey screw you guys, I have a picture at my blog KeizerHalil

I mean pics "of you playing the guitar in tidy room and that girl eating a sandwich. In one frame" or it didn't happen.

Alright, but what do i get in return?

I will give you the soultion to your uber hillarious emo problem.

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#105 guitargoddess17
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Well do you actually like her or are you only interested in sex?

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#106 ReaperV7
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[QUOTE="Toriko42"]Fight your friend and steal his womanKeizerHalil

Well, ill crack his scull with my pinky:P

i dont think naruto power's will work in real life

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#107 SVTCobra006
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Hoes before bros
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#108 xXSecksXx
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This Guy......... Is so full of ownage.

Maybe by posting in this thread his ownage will rub off on me

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#109 rb2610
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Anyway, did you show her your PSP? That must be how you moved so fast. Womenz can't resist a PSP.Jandurin

PSP? Pretty Small Penis

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#110 TecmoGirl
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Hoes before brosSVTCobra006

lol! "You damn right we come first!"

I wish other men had this mentality--I really get sick of coming second....

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#111 Caramel_Fantasy
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[QUOTE="SVTCobra006"]Hoes before brosTecmoGirl

lol! "You damn right we come first!"

I wish other men had this mentality--I really get sick of coming second....

:lol: self-owned

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#112 Gamer4Iife
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Anyway, did you show her your PSP? That must be how you moved so fast. Womenz can't resist a PSP.Jandurin

:lol:

Mr_Sams reference ?

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#113 Ravirr
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WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE thats amazing
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#114 SolidSnake35
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That always happens to me. I'm always like, whateva.
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#115 Dialkiga_beast
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ur story is a little hard to believe for some reason. but w/e i think u shouldnt dump her....
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#116 C_BozkurT_C
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welcome to club

it feels quite good to reject girls 8)

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#117 RPG-er
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He OT, id rather post this in my blog... but no-one reads my blog

KeizerHalil
and i wonder why. and i didn't bother reading your story btw, the title already made me sign.
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#118 jackpotco
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nice... if youre really friends with him then don't tell him cause h'ell get mad. Ya the story is kind of hard to beleive... I would ask the other girl you like if she woulld have a bf and if she dosnt start talking to her and i dunno and then see what happens next...
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#119 angryguywalking
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]Anyway, did you show her your PSP? That must be how you moved so fast. Womenz can't resist a PSP.rb2610

PSP? Pretty Small Penis

ROFL

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#120 AtomicBaconBits
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[QUOTE="KeizerHalil"]

Agreed with this guy... but dude... I dont want to tell him, I'll just tell her... she not my type, and it not her it me.... etc.

But yeah, about the boobs, bigger then my last gf:P ;), she had none:D

biggest_loser

Hold on...did she actually say she wants to pursue a relationship with you? Just because you hook up or have sex doesn't mean someone is automatically going to have a relationship with you. You do realise that right?

I don't mean to be a bossy Betty here, but I think you have to be a bit more mature about this situation, instead of talking about her features. This is very serious. You could cause a lot of stress to your friend and this is likely to ruin their relationship.

Thank you...

Seriously,TC,think of something other than a girl's "jugs" for once...

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#121 Premier1101
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Kiss the girl SHA-LA!

"continues singing Little Mermaid"

>_>

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#122 Jamiemydearx3
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That story was def made up.

You sound to inmature to be doing the "nasty"

And, what kind of girl just does that to her boyfriend? :P

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#123 UssjTrunks
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This thread sounds fake.
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#124 Juggernaut140
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Rofl... Children of Bodom...
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#125 vivelaps3
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oh man you are in trouble
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#126 iam2green
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i say u dump the chick.

get the other chick. i'm expecting another story :P

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#127 freek666
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Whoop the guys arse and then when the girl is all over you, reject her saying "I'm too cool for this."
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#128 KeizerHalil
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Hey guys, one thing:P Thank you all for your help, I now now what to do:P

BTW ayanami_rei is a weird, nerdo name, dont you all agree?

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#129 MgamerBD
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I don't believe u but good job. But i know this is a lie. Whatever go up to ur friend and say "so what i slept with ur girl". Trust me it will not lead u into a fight.
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#130 KeizerHalil
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I don't believe u but good job. But i know this is a lie. Whatever go up to ur friend and say "so what i slept with ur girl". Trust me it will not lead u into a fight.MgamerBD

Yeah like a care... I can kill te dude in a fight!

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#131 fox-21
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pix or it didn't happen.
lol jk but do you have a pic of her? just to put a face with the name maybe?
and i like your pic of your friend fondeling little black boys

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#132 pianist
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I stopped reading at "imma straight A student."

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#133 Dethshoot
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This is fake because in the sentence that states he's a straight A student he clearly makes at least 2 grammatical errors.
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#134 remmbermytitans
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If you can beat him in a fight, tell him. If not, don't.danmam2

Hahaha. Now that's a great answer.
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#135 KeizerHalil
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[QUOTE="danmam2"]If you can beat him in a fight, tell him. If not, don't.remmbermytitans

Hahaha. Now that's a great answer.

agreed with this guy:P luckely i can kick his ass:P

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#136 Kikouken
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I don't know why but after the part about ice cream I began to laugh uncontrollably. I think I'm crazy.

Anyway, did you show her your PSP? That must be how you moved so fast. Womenz can't resist a PSP.Jandurin

If only he were here.....:lol:

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#137 ElectronicMagic
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If that story is true, then good for you. As for the girl, if you like her enough you should keep her around, just get her to break up with her boyfriend. Or you could go for that other chick, but that doesn't sound like a sure thing. Atleast you know you can make it with the first girl. As for the boyfriend, you probably shouldn't tell him unless you are good friends.
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#138 SimpJee
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Record it and give it to him for his Bday. He'll appreciate the irony.
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#139 KeizerHalil
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Record it and give it to him for his Bday. He'll appreciate the irony.SimpJee

Dude, I'm going to do that...I'll tape stuff;)... and give it to him on his Bday... which is in about a month:P