[QUOTE="KevinIsDaBomb"] 1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog. 2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!" 3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy. 5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute. 6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens. 7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose. 10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both. 11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!" 13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror. 14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away. 16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
lmao!! start a hiddin camera show doing these etc !!
1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog. 2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!" 3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy. 5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute. 6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens. 7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose. 10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both. 11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!" 13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror. 14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away. 16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department. KevinIsDaBomb
1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog. 2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!" 3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy. 5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute. 6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens. 7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose. 10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both. 11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!" 13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror. 14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away. 16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department. KevinIsDaBomb
I remember hiding in the circular cloths racks for hours. My family would try finding me. and Id hide in there like a monkey hiding in a tree from the tiger.
[QUOTE="KevinIsDaBomb"]1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog. 2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!" 3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy. 5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute. 6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens. 7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose. 10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both. 11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!" 13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror. 14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away. 16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department. GotDAMMIT! STOP POSTING THIS PEOPLE! ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!
[QUOTE="chblj00"] [QUOTE="pbronstain"] [QUOTE="chblj00"] [QUOTE="pbronstain"]WTH would you whant to go to wallmart y not? its not like im rich becouse it sucks target and cosco own it
is there a difference? except for cosco, cosco owns, but i see no difference between target and wal mart
difference between walmart and target- target=union (meaning benefites and such for employees) walmart=non-union (mean to employees, i have gotten thrown out of wal mart asking if people want to join the union... bad place. they don't offer benefits to their employees and treat them like sh**!)
11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. rofl, I've done that :lol:
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