[QUOTE="shadowfox23"]It's wierd how they sell guns Walmart. I've never really thought about that, but it is really funny, LOLOLOL!!! Oh yeah and i'm suprised people are still bumping this....... LIKE ME!
Waoh this is really strange, I just posted my first comment on this board in like 3 months and i come back like 1 minute later and see two new posts, one already moderated! LOL! I would bet most people are being directed here from my sig.
[QUOTE="KevinIsDaBomb"][QUOTE="shadowfox23"]It's wierd how they sell guns Walmart. I've never really thought about that, but it is really funny, LOLOLOL!!! Oh yeah and i'm suprised people are still bumping this....... LIKE ME! They dont sell them at my walmart
[QUOTE="KevinIsDaBomb"]1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog. 2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!" 3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy. 5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute. 6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens. 7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose. 10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both. 11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!" 13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror. 14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away. 16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department. Sweet... someone took a huge crap in my walmart... in the middle of the isle too.
14 years old and i don't know why they let me handle the rifles and stuff in there, mabee cause i'm about 5 inches taller than all the employees and I have a slight mustache so I look alot older. oh yeah, on the first page it has a list of numbers I wrote, and tose are the ones I did.
[QUOTE="KevinIsDaBomb"] 1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog. 2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!" 3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy. 5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute. 6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens. 7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose. 10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both. 11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!" 13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror. 14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away. 16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department. HAHAHAH most of them.
14 years old and i don't know why they let me handle the rifles and stuff in there, mabee cause i'm about 5 inches taller than all the employees and I have a slight mustache so I look alot older. oh yeah, on the first page it has a list of numbers I wrote, and tose are the ones I did.KevinIsDaBomb
[QUOTE="KevinIsDaBomb"]14 years old and i don't know why they let me handle the rifles and stuff in there, mabee cause i'm about 5 inches taller than all the employees and I have a slight mustache so I look alot older. oh yeah, on the first page it has a list of numbers I wrote, and tose are the ones I did.igorg003
Did you do them for real or you just kidding? WTFF wrongQuote
1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog. 2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!" 3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy. 5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute. 6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens. 7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose. 10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both. 11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!" 13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror. 14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away. 16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department. KevinIsDaBomb
Why would you waste so much time butchering a joke that went around the internet about 10 months ago?
[QUOTE="KevinIsDaBomb"]1. Tell the electroics guy I want an Xbox 360, and when he rings it up, I give him a wad of change, and ask in a five year old voice, "Is this enough?" and when he tells me is isn't, i walk off patheticly, wimpering like a dog. 2. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, and yell very loud, "Hey there is no toliet paper in here!" 3. Go to the service desk, and ask if I can put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 4. Take five boxes of condoms, and while old people aren't looking, put them in their buggy. 5. Set all of the clocks in houseware to go off one at a time every minute. 6. Later, go up to an employee and say "Code 3 In Houseware" in a very official voice, and see what happens. 7. Move a wet floor marker to a carpeted area. 8. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 9. Look right into a security camera, and use it as a mirrors to pick my nose. 10. When I go to checkout, find the hottest cashier, and when she asks where my items are, eaither say "In my pants!" or jump up on the counter, and say "Will you buy me?" or both. 11. Dart around suspeciosly, while acting as if to find cover from a spray of bullets, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when somone is browsing, say "Pick me!" 13. In the auto department put a varity of funnels on my head, and use a hubcap hanging on a wall as a mirror. 14. While handling guns in the Sporting Goods, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 15. When a clerk asks if they can help me I start craying, and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? I guess I will have to go back to the institution some time", and run away. 16.Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods, and tell really hot customers that they can sleep over if they bring pillows from the bedding department. kellymae
Why would you waste so much time butchering a joke that went around the internet about 10 months ago? I knew I've heard these somewhere before...
I love to look through the big box of movies for cheap prices. They put crap like House Of Wax with Paris Hilton on the shelves but the actual good movies are in the big bargin bin box for like 7 dollars.
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