Whenever I go into a public restroom, I sit down in a stall, close the door, and wait for someone else to come into the bathroom. I then drop a marble onto the floor, and yell "Oh ******, my glass eye!"
1. Go to the electronics section and browse, maybe try some games. 2. Buy stuff. 3. Use the bathroom while I'm buying stuff, or rather, walk to the bathroom. 4. Drink out of the drinking fountain 5. Leave
1. Run around the store with a shoppin cart yelling "I CANT FIND IT!!!!" with a cellphone up to your ear. 2. Buy two candy bars, and have each one in a separate shopping cart. 3. Buy something that costs around $8. Give the cashier a 10 dollar bill and a pennie. 4. Just go in and buy something you want. 5. Stay at home and get on gamespot to make threads like these.
1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone? 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'. 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!' 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! It's those voices again'. and last but not least, 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real LOUD 'We're out of toilet paper in here!'.
Clock in. Stock milk. Stock buttermilk. Stock yogurt. Stock cottage cheese. Clock out. Eat lunch. Clock in. Unload the truck. Move the pallettes out of the way. Stock cheese. Clean the drain. Clock out.