Haha hey, i thought this would be a fun thread.. Anyways post your best pick up lines here..
My lame one, Hey baby, i may be no fred flinstone but i can make your bed rock!:P
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only idiots have 'lines'!
Get talking to her,,,then find common ground....like going to gigs or something, then you ask ifshe fancys coming out with your group of friends to that event in the future. If she agress she must kinda be interested.
" i bet that I can get you to kiss me on the first date" Has worked 5 out of the 7 times I've said it.
my 3 all time fav's
1. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.´
2.Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fk? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza
3. You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
only idiots have 'lines'!
Get talking to her,,,then find common ground....like going to gigs or something, then you ask ifshe fancys coming out with your group of friends to that event in the future. If she agress she must kinda be interested.
daytona_178
Or Shes just being nice??:)
[QUOTE="daytona_178"]only idiots have 'lines'!
Get talking to her,,,then find common ground....like going to gigs or something, then you ask ifshe fancys coming out with your group of friends to that event in the future. If she agress she must kinda be interested.
BAm-bAM_
Or Shes just being nice??:)
Are you from Nashville? Because your the only 10..I..See..
Pick up lines are lame, but if you just have tobe lame use that one.
"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."
"Want to try an Austrialian kiss? It's like a French kiss except down under."
"Is your daddy a baker? Because you got some nice buns."
clarke0
These are good u really know how to come up pick up lines.
Wanna know how much a polar bear weighs?.. Enough to break the ice, can i have your number?..:DBAm-bAM_i need to use that some time
as for my contribution
do you watch star trek? cause your about to see the captains log
Hahaha wait, i just thought of something, but its oppositeto a pick up line, a dis... This one just might get you a slap... directed at a chick.
"If you didnt havefeet would you still wear socks?"
"No"
"So why wear a bra?" :lol: hehehe, any disses anyone?
BAm-bAM_
*After rejection*
You're just jealous that I have bigger breasts than you do.
This I can help with; I have some great responses to unwanted advances: "Oh, let's just break up now." "Hi" "Well, I'm glad we had this little chat" and, in LA, when a guy was very obnoxiously hitting on me and told me he was a TV producer, I rolled my eyes and said "Please... like I'd give it up for someone in television"Hahaha wait, i just thought of something, but its oppositeto a pick up line, a dis... This one just might get you a slap... directed at a chick.
"If you didnt havefeet would you still wear socks?"
"No"
"So why wear a bra?" :lol: hehehe, any disses anyone?
BAm-bAM_
"hey baby how 'bout me n u go behind the bushes?"
its almost garaunteed to get u slapped and if it doesnt run away scared
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