Best pick up lines

Haha hey, i thought this would be a fun thread.. Anyways post your best pick up lines here..

My lame one, Hey baby, i may be no fred flinstone but i can make your bed rock!:P

only idiots have 'lines'!

Get talking to her,,,then find common ground....like going to gigs or something, then you ask ifshe fancys coming out with your group of friends to that event in the future. If she agress she must kinda be interested.

Pick up lines are not a good thing...after all...if you can win over a girl with a single line, that girl has probably been won over a few times before ;)

" i bet that I can get you to kiss me on the first date" Has worked 5 out of the 7 times I've said it.

Pick up lines are not a good thing...after all...if you can win over a girl with a single line, that girl has probably been won over a few times before ;)

nuttybar

Oooooooooo good point!

"Hi." *extend hand for handshake*foxhound_fox

Lol :lol: Gonna try that

my 3 all time fav's

1. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.´

2.Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f&#k? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza

3. You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.

only idiots have 'lines'!

Get talking to her,,,then find common ground....like going to gigs or something, then you ask ifshe fancys coming out with your group of friends to that event in the future. If she agress she must kinda be interested.

daytona_178

Or Shes just being nice??:)

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only idiots have 'lines'!

Get talking to her,,,then find common ground....like going to gigs or something, then you ask ifshe fancys coming out with your group of friends to that event in the future. If she agress she must kinda be interested.

BAm-bAM_

Or Shes just being nice??:)

Woman, what are you doin' out of the kitchen?!? Go bake me a pie!

(women love a guy that takes charge ;))

ME: Wassup shorty, what sound does a gun make?

GIRL: Bang?

ME: Your right...wanna do that?

I lost my virginity... Can i have yours?? ;)BAm-bAM_

That's it. I'm using that one eventually

"Hey, do you have an extra pen I can borrow?"

lol cant believe women fall for themibiza563

Me: what a 274 teeth and keeps back a beast?

her: Dunno, what?

Me: My Zip!

If I were an enzyme, I would be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.Panzer-schreck

LOL you win at life

Come with me if you want to live.

No seriously, I'll kill you if you say no.

Are you from Nashville? Because your the only 10..I..See..

Pick up lines are lame, but if you just have tobe lame use that one.

We should just do the things, that i'm gonna tell your friends we done..

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Want to try an Austrialian kiss? It's like a French kiss except down under."

"Is your daddy a baker? Because you got some nice buns."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Want to try an Austrialian kiss? It's like a French kiss except down under."

"Is your daddy a baker? Because you got some nice buns."

clarke0

These are good u really know how to come up pick up lines.

"I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with u tonight".:oops:MgamerBD

aww that ones sweet gotta admit

Wanna know how much a polar bear weighs?.. Enough to break the ice, can i have your number?..:DBAm-bAM_

as for my contribution

do you watch star trek? cause your about to see the captains log

Hahaha wait, i just thought of something, but its oppositeto a pick up line, a dis... This one just might get you a slap... directed at a chick.

"If you didnt havefeet would you still wear socks?"

"No"

"So why wear a bra?" :lol: hehehe, any disses anyone?

Hahaha wait, i just thought of something, but its oppositeto a pick up line, a dis... This one just might get you a slap... directed at a chick.

"If you didnt havefeet would you still wear socks?"

"No"

"So why wear a bra?" :lol: hehehe, any disses anyone?

BAm-bAM_

*After rejection*

You're just jealous that I have bigger breasts than you do.

Hahaha wait, i just thought of something, but its oppositeto a pick up line, a dis... This one just might get you a slap... directed at a chick.

"If you didnt havefeet would you still wear socks?"

"No"

"So why wear a bra?" :lol: hehehe, any disses anyone?

BAm-bAM_

"hey baby how 'bout me n u go behind the bushes?"

its almost garaunteed to get u slapped and if it doesnt run away scared

"Did it hurt?"

"What?"

"when you fell from heaven?"