Best pick up lines

"Baby, if you were a laser pointer you'd be set on stunning."

Some guy said that to my friendMaster_Sword91

Did it work?

[QUOTE="Master_Sword91"]"Baby, if you were a laser pointer you'd be set on stunning."

Some guy said that to my friendBAm-bAM_

Did it work?

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[QUOTE="Master_Sword91"]"Baby, if you were a laser pointer you'd be set on stunning."

Some guy said that to my friendMaster_Sword91

Did it work?

Shocking!!!!

hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

best one ever.

hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

best one ever.

mistervengeance

That's my favorite too.

Nice legs, what time do they open?.Big_Bad_Sad

"so i herd you lieks mudkipz!?"

Gets em every time. ;)

Save the kittens! Don't let me m********e.

not sure if that would get me modded or not so i semi bleeped it

will you marry me? :)MichaeltheCM

thats bad, baaaaad!:o

The word of the day is legs, why dint we go back to my place and spread the word?

"so i herd you lieks mudkipz!?"

Gets em every time. ;)

LOLhahaDEAD

Well im lost:)

"so i herd you lieks mudkipz!?"

Gets em every time. ;)

LOLhahaDEAD

Well i'm lost :)

"hello" its worked like a charmSerial-No_3404

Wow you must be good looking :)

[QUOTE="Serial-No_3404"]"hello" its worked like a charmBAm-bAM_

Wow you must be good looking :)

you have 206 bones in your body, want a 207th?

screw me if i'm wrong, but have we met before?

are you a slumber party? cuz you make me come in my pajamas

"so i herd you lieks mudkipz!?"

Gets em every time. ;)

LOLhahaDEAD

"What's a beautiful girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?" Up front, corny but gets a laugh and your in.

Look for a girl who's sitting by herself or with a friend and then slide up your own chair to the table and before sitting ask: "Excuse me...but is this seat taken?" And of course they can't say "Yes, it's taken." because you brought the chair yourself to the table.Bold, shows confidence...women dig confidence.

"Excuse me but I was walking into the room and when I saw you I tripped and fell and hit my head...I'm going to need your name and number...for insurance purposes." A little long but funny, out of the ordinary, if you can deliver it smoothly this line is gold.

But the end all, be all of pick up lines is simply "Hi. I'm _____ (Insert your name here),what's yours?" followed by "Nice to meet you." Direct, to the point, shows confidence in that you didn't use a pick up line to 'break the ice', classic.

Come with me if you want to live.

No seriously, I'll kill you if you say no.

lord_mordain

Being a guy I find it hilarious but this is what not to say if you want the girl to talk to you. She doesn't know if you're really crazy or not...but she's gonna go with that you are crazy based on your comment just to be on the safe side. You may even get maced or tazered for good measure that you don't follow through on your line. Funny line with what could be extreme repercussions...maybe not worth the chance.

Wanna know how much a polar bear weighs?.. Enough to break the ice, can i have your number?..:DBAm-bAM_

This one would work great with a little more of a set-up like maybe "I know this is weird but my friend and I were arguing over how much a polar bear weighs...he said a few hundred pounds...I said enough to break the ice...Hi my name is_____ what's yours?" If she smiles, your in.

Oh and also another pick up line to use when you're out with buddies...

Walk up to a girl and point towards one of your friends and say "Excuse me, but my friend over there was wondering if you think I'm cute." It'll catch her by suprise, she'll have to laugh... this is a great line and you'll get the green light.

Come with me if you want to live.

No seriously, I'll kill you if you say no.

lord_mordain

Be unique and different, say yes.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet.

"I got some Skittles in my pants.......wanna taste the rainbow?"

Another good pick-up line very quick and short "Can I flirt with you?" Usually gets a laugh or at least a smile and that opens the door to conversation.

Or if you've seen a girl has been hit on by a few guys before you approach and she's turned them down, walk up and say "So...what haven't you heard tonight?" This acknowledges that she's very attractive without actually telling her that directly, so it gives her an out of the ordinary compliment and allows her to initiate the conversation from there.

An alternate to the previous line is "You know I'm really suprised you're still here...(She may or may not ask "why?") I figured they would've kicked you out for making all the women in here look really bad." Another out of the ordinary compliment, this one's a little less effective because it gives her a chance to cut you off mid-line.

Depending on how far you're willing to go for a chance to talk to a girl (Which I personally use the other lines I've stated before this one, but in a different setting this one could work.) First spill your drink so that she sees you and then walk up to her and tell her "You owe me a drink...I looked at you, it distracted meandthen Ispilt mine."

New topic...disses...seriously NOT recommended if you don't want a slap, punch, macing, tazering or a swift kick to the crotch.

"Hey would you like to dance?" If she says "Yes." tell her... "Well then go dance so I can talk to your friend."

"You're so flat that you're making the wall jealous."

"I was going to tell you a joke that'd make your boobs fall off...but looks like someone beat me to it."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue My back is flat and Hey look your chest is too!"

"You're so flat I can't tell whether you're walking forward or backwards."

"From across the room you looked a little on the heavy side...but then as you got closer I noticed that you're ugly too!"

New topic...disses...seriously NOT recommended if you don't want a slap, punch, macing, tazering or a swift kick to the crotch.

"Hey would you like to dance?" If she says "Yes." tell her... "Well then go dance so I can talk to your friend."

"You're so flat that you're making the wall jealous."

"I was going to tell you a joke that'd make your boobs fall off...but looks like someone beat me to it."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue My back is flat and Hey look your chest is too!"

"You're so flat I can't tell whether you're walking forward or backwards."

"From across the room you looked a little on the heavy side...but then as you got closer I noticed that you're ugly too!"

crazygamer1

Ok here's some corny ones...

"Woah woah woah it's not my fault thatI fell in love with you...you're the one that tripped me."

"Excuse me but could you help me? My eyes won't stop staring at you."

"You're like the dictionary...you add meaning to my life."

"You know that when we get older and our son/daughter comes up to us and ask us how we met...I'm gonna have to tell them how difficult you were being."

Sitting on the girls left side ask her "If you were a pirate would you have a parrot on this shoulder (Putting your right arm on her left shoulder) or this shoulder?" (Putting your arm behind her and wrapping it around to her right shoulder.) Reverse if sitting on girl's right side.

If a girl is leaving the club, bar, etc...ask her "Hey! Wait a second...where are you going?" If she says "Home." then you say "What?! You're just gonna leave me like this?!"

"Excuse me but I dropped something..." (Look around towards the floor, then take your hand place it below your jaw and close your mouth by hand and then say) "Oh there it is...it was my jaw that dropped."

Ok here's some corny ones...

"Woah woah woah it's not my fault thatI fell in love with you...you're the one that tripped me."

"Excuse me but could you help me? My eyes won't stop staring at you."

"You're like the dictionary...you add meaning to my life."

"You know that when we get older and our son/daughter comes up to us and ask us how we met...I'm gonna have to tell them how difficult you were being."

Sitting on the girls left side ask her "If you were a pirate would you have a parrot on this shoulder (Putting your right arm on her left shoulder) or this shoulder?" (Putting your arm behind her and wrapping it around to her right shoulder.) Reverse if sitting on girl's right side.

If a girl is leaving the club, bar, etc...ask her "Hey! Wait a second...where are you going?" If she says "Home." then you say "What?! You're just gonna leave me like this?!"

"Excuse me but I dropped something..." (Look around towards the floor, then take your hand place it below your jaw and close your mouth by hand and then say) "Oh there it is...it was my jaw that dropped."

crazygamer1

Hahaha damn dude you got tons!!! :) I'm enjoying this