Head to my freinds house who hunts, hes got a pretty good selection of shotguns and rifles, even a bunch of bows. Load up on weapons and ammo and give em hell!!
Steal an Ak-47 off some dumba$$. Then organize a bunch of dudes and camp out in the woods. I was more prepared for a robot uprising than an alien invasion.
I'll come out of hiding when the aliens force the sexy human females to mate with the few remaining males that are left. I got a one track mind babe. Locked, loaded, and ready for moanin.
Well it depends on the type of alien. I'd always like to take on a xenomorph. If the aliens were xenomorphs than I'd probably seal off any doors or vents. Then, grab my plasma rifle and try to hold them off.
*Quickly glances at titanium suitcase filled with uranium bullets, a berilium glock, various grenade explosives, and a Spider-Man comic, biogenetically frozen in a security tank*
Release radiation into the atmosphere and hope that their reinforcements can't come through... even though radiation in the atmosphere will probably kill anything living on the Earth. If I die, their going down with me... along with everyone else thats innocent in the world :evil:.
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