Alien invasion whats you survival plan?

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#51 karram
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I don't think aliens will even think to invade the country I live in but If they did invade I will just sit in my home doing nothing.
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#52 GrandMasta69
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I'd ride around in a car blasting out oldies music. A cookie to whoever gets the reference.soldier-dark

Mars Attacks! ......where the fudge is mah kookie at?

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#53 LoG-Sacrament
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id mess with their crop circles so theyd have no idea where to go. if they ever found out, id blame that rogue xenu.
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#54 KingOfKonging
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I'd blow the Aliens. Blow them all.

Then they'd have to let me live!

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#55 Minzero
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Shoot them and kill them...
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#56 foxhound_fox
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Submit to death. Aliens are invading... there is no such thing as "survival." We are ****ed. Period.
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#57 mac906
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Eat cookies, hug Pamo and hang out with Soufy until all is over. :cry:
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#58 Vancelvany
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Shoot 'em...
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#59 Napster06
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Wah..

*Quickly watches War of the Worlds and take notes*

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#60 Coffee_Blade
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Keep water all over my house. According to signs, aliens hate water. Which is why it makes sense to attack a world made up of 3/4 water.

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#61 batboy113
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lock myself in a toilet.
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#62 fuzzy_hippo
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Make waffles.................................then let Oprah go Kung fu On there asses
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#63 deactivated-58df4522915cb
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I'd get a machete, a .22 rifle, AK-47, a shotgun, and some molatov cocktails and go fighting in the streets using mainly the AK-47. id only use th molatov cocktails on their vehicles or if the aliens crowd together in large groups.
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#64 xX-General-Xx
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During an Alien Invasion, you call Chuck Norris. He obviously has a plan for everything.

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#65 deactivated-58df4522915cb
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I would also try to take an alien plama gun off of a dead alien body and use that against the aliens too.
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#66 Omni-Slash
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I fear no alien invasion.....as I am one...
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#67 mattbelshaw
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Save the Whales.
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#68 deactivated-58df4522915cb
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so yeah basically if it was a ground invasion i wouldnt give up this planet without a fight... not while i still have a weapon in my hand with a round in the chamber. Even if i am out of ammo I will continue fight using a machete (if i ever get one) or my two escrima sticks. I will also recover a plasma gun and use it on them to see how they like it. so yeah to sum it all up I will basically give em hell.
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#69 MgamerBD
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Take some alien guns and fight.
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#70 smart-design
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FINISH THE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!..................................... Sorry :P
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#71 AMitch24
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In my town there is a Gander Mountain right by a grocery store...there are an armory of weapons there...I feel safe
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#72 king-micky207
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dress as the joker and grab 2 MP5's and run around shooting them while laughing and saying "Why So Serious?"

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#73 Pwnage_Dragon
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Stock up on any weapons and ammo I could find, canned food, anything that could protect me, bottled water, gasoline and get an industrial electric generator, every game and system I could find, a bunch of cars and a bus. Then I'd get everyone I could find, take up residence in the nearest mall, trick out all the vehicles with armor an weapons and own the city! Unless the aliens try to use all those cities as bases, then I'd just turn it into a survival convoy, like in Resident Evil: Extinction. I know, I'm screwed.
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#74 SpaceMoose
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I hope it's the Borg because then we'll all just be assimilated, which doesn't seem so bad really. :D
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#75 Pwnage_Dragon
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FINISH THE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!..................................... Sorry :P smart-design

I don't forgive you:twisted:

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#76 MgamerBD
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It might be the flood.
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#77 Pwnage_Dragon
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It might be the flood.MgamerBD

I'd just kill myself if that happened. I know what happens to the victims, I've read the books.

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#78 MgamerBD
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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]It might be the flood.Pwnage_Dragon

I'd just kill myself if that happened. I know what happens to the victims, I've read the books.

I would do the same actually i would cremate myself.

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#79 Fishbrain8
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Lure them to the middle of nowhere and nuke them. :twisted: Only problem is i don't know where to get nuclear bombs :(
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#80 the-slasher13
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id grab my PS3, TV and all my games and go to my friends house, cause his dad is a hunter and has a whole closet of shotguns and sniper rifles. end
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#81 nintend-man86
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crack open a drink, load my gun, get some buddies, take a seat, and watch em come
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#82 LegendaryFox77
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Find Will Smith or Tom Cruise because aliens are powerless against scientology. That and the fact that those guys killed aliens in their movies.
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#83 1mpaler-w6rbnd
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I'll take them to their leader, this guy :  and they'll just freak! Because they'll realize how ugly they fore trully are having a leader like this :
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#84 Mercenary848
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Hide out but help Earth as much as I could.
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#85 Akm4everz
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first off both sides wouldn't be even....

Aliens wouldn't attack if they weren't 100% sure they could win.

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#86 H8sMikeMoore
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WELCOME TO EARTH -punch-
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#87 vito_128
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Hmm... My zombie invasion prepardeness meter is at max, Robot uprising is of the scale but *gasp* Im vulnerable to alien invasion! i guess i would use that EMP I made for the robot uprising and use it against em and hope they are not shielded and then fight em with standard guerilla tactics
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#88 TristanShand
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lock myself in a toilet.batboy113

That's a good idea. You got somewhere to go loo plus an limitless supply of water.

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#89 Darkblyth
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WELCOME TO EARTH -punch-H8sMikeMoore

No Welcome To Earth ARGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#90 markop2003
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join the military
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#91 346cent
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Well, if the game Destroy All Humans! is based on real aliens then i would fill up my super soaker and show em my mad skillz!

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Planning for Doomsday scenarios is so much more fun than planning for long, protracted wars...
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#93 hamstergeddon
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Ender Wiggin would kick their asses.fidosim


Ya. I heard it's his game :o
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#94 deactivated-58df4522915cb
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This pretty much sums up my, and many others' plans:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMHAF6Ac1-E