Conker's Bad Fur Day is a one of a kind game, that no gamer should be left out from missing.

User Rating: 10 | Conker's Bad Fur Day N64
Conker's Bad Fur Day may look like your average, cute, cuddly, and safe games. But you'll soon find yourself in a colorful world full of toilet humor, sexual themes, several film parodies, crap singing monsters, blood and guts, cash, beer, and chicks that hardly wear any clothes. This is the amazing Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Story - The story opens with a prologue, where Conker tells you that he is now "king of all the land", and begins to tell the story of the game.

One night, Conker is just hanging with his friends, drinking a couple of beers. But he keeps drinking and eventually gets drunk. He leaves the bar drunk, and tries to get home. But he is drunk and confused, so he ends up lost and passes out. When Conker awakes, he finds himself lost in an unfamiliar land with a terrible hangover. He begins a long journey with the goal of returning home to his girlfriend, Berri. Meanwhile, the Panther King, ruler of the land that Conker is lost in, finds that his throne's side table is missing one of its legs when he accidentally spills his milk because of it. Not knowing what to do about this problem, he has a meeting with Professor Von Kripplespak, a legless mad scientist weasel that the king keeps as a right-hand servant. Kripplespak suggests the use of a red squirrel as the fourth leg for his table and, heeding this advice, the Panther King orders his minions to search for one and capture it. Along your travels you collect cash, fight weird bosses, and weird things you won't see coming.

Gameplay - Gameplay is very similar to Banjo Kazooie, but if you never played Banjo Kazooie let me tell you. As Conker, you eventually lose your hangover and when you do you can, run, jump, hit stuff with a frying pan, and do his signature "helicoptery tail thing". You can roam in a lush, colorful, and big environment. Talk to other people and use "Context-sensitive Zones".

"Context-sensitive Zones" - They allow Conker to do things he could not normally do; he usually pulls a far-too-big thing out of his far-too-small pocket, although sometimes he turns into an anvil and slams into the ground. Zones under beer kegs can give him "drunken" abilities as well. Although most zones only work once, some can be used more than once, or even indefinitely. These context-sensitive areas usually take the form of "B-button pads", and sometimes activate while Conker is in mid-air. However, they are always activated by a press of the B button. A light bulb appears over Conker's head when he is in a context-sensitive zone.

Funny and Craziness - This game is filled with so many parodies and crazy weird but funny stuff, it will literally make anyone laugh. It parodies movies like, The Matrix, A Clockwork Orange, The Terminator, Saving Private Ryan, and whole lot more. It also parodies shows like Looney Tunes. And Conker does some wacky things like get drunk and piss on people, using a dinosaur to eat people, turn into a bat and crap on people, feeding a mouse cheese until it explodes, and that's just a teaspoon taste of what the whole game has to offer. You'll see why the website, GameTrailers, has stated Conker's Bad Fur Day as the #1 funniest game ever on their "Top Ten Funniest Games".

Overall, Conker's Bad Fur Day is one of the raunchiest and legendary games you'll ever play. Don't let your kids play or watch this game. I'd say 13, 14, and up is a good choice for someone to play this. But, whether or not what age, I highly recommend you to check this game out, because it's the only one of it's kind, and one of the best video games out there.