Thx but no thx

User Rating: 1 | Assassin's Creed Syndicate PC

Skip this first paragraph if they still havent awoken the rage in you... Were right around the corner of being in 2016 yet still were forced to watch through cutscenes... Thats about enough to give it a 1 I think. They challenged our integrity with the diarrhea they called Unity, China chronicles, and all that moneymaking shit. They had a last chance to fix it by actually sticking to their promises and giving us something that resembles one of the old ones (including black flag). Instead were injected right into the same old piss with those useless faggots and their pathetic wannabe struggle against "The Templars", uuuuuh... I MEAN GIMME A FUCKING BREAK FOR ONCE, JUST FUCKING ONCE!!! Let me play a game where Im some assassin somewhere in the world somewhere in time, without having to constanly watch where the PATHETIC, YES PATHETIC USELESS COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCKASS PATHETIC descendants are gonna find there next place to have a FUCKING WANK.

But no, ofc they had to draw out this poiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiintless theme in this game too. To this day I still havent met ONE person thats had anything positive to say about the animus part of the games. And ofc they still havent managed after all these years to look up the word "escape" and contemplate what the button with the corresponding name on the keyboard MIGHT BE SUPPOSED TO DO. So were forced to have more animus SHIT forced down our throats while we continue to play and act as if not were all tired of this generic moneymaking shit, reminiscing the good ol' AC games.

No menu after loading, nothing! Just straight into the game, straight into a showcase of its facial graphics while were forced to watch some bitch blabber. Only to transistion into a showcase/recap of the game before its even started, almost as if the gamemakers were saying "Look, look! At least it looks- and partly feels like the old ones, we were really really really really sad that you didnt want to buy our app called AC Unity. It really hurt that we didnt get the money injection into our sweet asses that we were hoping for, so go ahead and look at this one! If you have any doubts, rest assured, the game will more or less be like this:" before showing scenes and gameplay from the whole game... NOW... Maybe the cutscenes are done and I can start playing? Well ofc not!!! Cause the game pauses them if you alt tab... ENJOY!

Lets see what kind of same old, China chonicles, Unity, memories, WHO GIVES A SHIT, generic faggotry they manage to force down our throats this time...