Random Encounter - The Golden Compass

With Danny away, Johnny steps in to play disappointing movie tie-in The Golden Compass. Hooray for armoured bears!

Discussion

51 comments
PinchySkree
PinchySkree

Another shit marketing campaign for internet explorer as the advertisement.


Money that could be spent making it a decent browser.

Imperiusmax
Imperiusmax

What a shitty game ! Why did I watch this. oh right because Johnny is funny. 

xencoder
xencoder

It is painful to listen to Johnny review this game and I'm sure the others as well.

xencoder
xencoder

Johnny is a pain to listen too.

jessie82
jessie82

who the fuck was this made for

MJaP
MJaP

Oh dear Johnny doesn't like quick time events, doesn't bode well for Tomb Raider 2013.

edhc44
edhc44

I think I should go and play Shenmue again. I mean, I loved QTEs back then but now I'm in doubt if it's a game mechanism that's just dated or developers are lazy and it has been badly implemented in recent years (recent years meaning in almost every game that featured it after Shenmue)

Takazra
Takazra

no volibear jokes? okay then

aetius_
aetius_

Johnny is the best :)

HSV002
HSV002

Johnney you can take over from Danney from now on with recent encounter

Durijat
Durijat

Johnny: Failing In Love With Lyra - The Golden Compass 

Wensea10
Wensea10

Oh god what are we looking at; other video games suggestions are Guild Wars II [2012] and Tekken 4 [2001].

jcopp72
jcopp72

"like put my hand in a toaster" lol

mrsqwid
mrsqwid

go play dota 2... as Ursa 

Max-Elite
Max-Elite

Well this didn't end up in Chivalry..


Sadly..

Yaq33
Yaq33

I wonder if he likes this or Tomb Raider better. 

edhc44
edhc44

First reaction: "Where's Danny?"
I'll watch it later.

harrumble
harrumble

Bear traps are a bear's mortal enemy,

sknight175216
sknight175216

"You little sociopath; you just killed a man!" LMAO.

thequickshooter
thequickshooter

i saw this game once 8$ on a bargin bin 

good thing i didn't bought it 

looks like a god war rip off like 99% of the movie licensed games out there 

lowenberg75
lowenberg75

SUPER HIGH IMPACT!!! Just check it out.

johnd13
johnd13

The books were great. The game? Meh...

chad28_69
chad28_69

My favorite series of books.

Saketume
Saketume

Cleverly concealed bear traps!! It's almost as if they were expecting you to walk along that incredibly hazardous path.

JangoF-76
JangoF-76

Still not as shit as the film though...

To those saying they liked the film - go read the books, then come talk to me

PsiZombie
PsiZombie

lol, love your enthusiasm, Johnny :p

IRUNSTREETS
IRUNSTREETS

Funny video. You almost did kind of a Bane voice at 8:32+ :)) I feel sorry for you and especially for Danny for playing some terrible games:)) When will the next Feedbackula air?

NTM23
NTM23

I've had the film on blu-ray since its release, and it wasn't until a few months ago that I finally saw The Golden Compass; I actually really liked it, which was contrary to what I thought I was going to feel about it. After I saw it, it was perfectly set up for the sequel, but there wasn't any so I found it really awkward. Unfortunately due to the lack of money the first made, I guess there's not going to be one. Although I probably wouldn't care to see a sequel in theaters, I wouldn't mind seeing it at some point shortly after its release on blu-ray. Anyways, that was kind of off topic.

blackpuddytat
blackpuddytat

Johnny, if you're going to play games to the point of frustration, maybe you should title your next show, 'Glutton for Punishment'?  Just saying :)

vadagar1
vadagar1

poor jhony XD


being tortured by lara and lyra

Inlex
Inlex

yeah..maybe you should work on your dissing skills: The bear was exactly trying to say that he doesn't enjoy fighting, as you don't really 'enjoy' breathing...

slaves
slaves

From Tomb Raider to The Golden Compass, Johnny you must hate yourself

naryanrobinson
naryanrobinson

@IRUNSTREETS I think he was going for the Bane voice on purpose.  Which is probably why he said almost the exact same line.

EasyComeEasyGo
EasyComeEasyGo

@NTM23 I actually like that movie when it was in Theaters years ago but I think it was lacking in Advertising Golden Compass which that movie flop but I hope to see Golden Compass 2 since the last one left a Cliffhanger but the next one should just go straight to DVD/Blu-Ray.

Mausingen
Mausingen

@Inlex More to the point, he was trying to say it was as natural for him to fight as it is for us to breathe

mischiefmeerkat
mischiefmeerkat

@EasyComeEasyGo Naw, the movie actually did alright in theatres. They were gonna do two sequels but a bunch of catholic churches complained that it was "anti-god" and so it got canned, despite decent sales...  :(

NTM23
NTM23

@mischiefmeerkat No, it was the sales in the U.S. They were downplayed by New Line cinemas.