This is not a game, this is an exercise regime and great software to get to know girls or boys(you fancy) again! REAL!
Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor is not the first Kinect game I actually played, but is the first that really put me in a good mood. This game have a control pad, but the thing is you also have to interact the game through the Kinect and Kinect is one of the **** gimmicks I ever know, interact with it trying to do simple thing like interacting an interface takes more than 15 seconds just to change one screen to another. Whoever designed the KINECT should be working for Steve Jobs as personal gigolo. But Kinect is not entirely **** and because Steel Battalion change that.
SURE with all the reviewer told us that this game is complete **** up in the first place. But for me its a great party exercise regime and a useful Brave meter, it enables us to exercise standing up or doing the most embarrassing moves in the bravest and coolest way possible while trying to actually move the tank. What I did was I gave my control to my brother, and I start flinging my arms try to look through the tank, aim the gun, rotate the VT and tried to slap my crew (not actually happened), my brother then will fire the gun when he feels he is the mood, while I tried to give him that mood for his permission of him firing the gun. After a few mission we will take turns while trying to impressed each other by flinging our hands and swing our arms far and wide until the fire button was triggered. It was hell of a fun, sure we died lots and lots of time, but who cares, we laughed until our stomach rolling while talking who can do the at their best in butt swinging, hand flinging competition.
A few days ago, I've invited a few of my friends and we played this game using the same method, and guess what, it worked, not only my friends tried to swing his body around while flinging arms to drive the virtual VT, even the girls also tried, and actually felt good cause they haven't been playing an exercise regime like this while having fun. We tried to make the craziest moves to impress the "gunner" so that he/she fired the gun. We are having a great time playing this exercise regime
One more thing, this is also the first Xbox 360 game that makes me physically moves around a lot more than any Xbox games I've ever played, I sweat and feel healthy again, and I felt good. You should give this exercise regime a try, its not that hard, and you shouldn't really mind getting killed, its a good way of restarting the regime over again, we can simply replaced with: Ohh you are not good enough, tried to impress me again" This game is a great party exercise regime and a good way of understanding people, give it a try! XD
If this is a game, then its screwed, but if this is a party exercise regime, this is even better than any Mario party game I've ever played with, its true and you must have it if you wanted get social with the girls again.