That's messed up. I always thought he looked a bit feral and crazy eyed.

I feel bad for Shadow Fail. The gaming gods can be so cruel. It didn't deserve this fate.

Martin Van Buren. I used to run with the Van Buren boys and I'm a VB boy 4 life.

Yes and then I would bribe the kids with candy so they took my side in all the fights. It's a win win situation unless your wife owns a candy store or something. I'm not sure what I would do in that situation.

I thought about this for about a minute then decided on blonde. Can't separate brunette and redhead but blonde is my preference for sure all else being equal.

Society can't handle people who think outside the box and couldn't even fit into the box if they wanted to.

It's sexist and completely subjective to rank women in that way. They should be ranked in order of breast size instead. Top 5 should be Kate Upton, Katy, Scarlett, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Keeley Hazel.

I would like to buy enough games to keep a multi-billion dollar company in business but right now I'm spending all my cash building a time machine so I can go back in time and save the Dreamcast.

Yes. It's not the 80s anymore Nintendo. Back then you could get away with it because Steve Urkle was about the only minority in the world interested in gaming and gay themes or characters in any media from TV to games were basically non-existent.

Shocking! This is probably the most racist game since RE5.