lawyer - "Touch the avatar where he touched you, little Jimmy".

little Jimmy - *waves hand trying to point with the shitty kinect* "I can't do it!"

lawyer - "Because you're lying, little Jimmy!"

little Jimmy - "NO! I'm not lying! The kinect isn't working!" *sobbing*

kinect - *streams little Jimmy's crying episode to youtube which causes little Jimmy to start using heroin to help deal with the pain.

The End

And this boys and girls, is the end of civilization as we know it.

I've always been more of a 360 fan. I wouldn't say I was a fanboy, I just enjoyed the exclusives a bit more on the 360. Just my opinion. But with the exclusive list getting smaller, the only games I would really care about are gears of war and halo. 2 games do not justify buying this awful machine. The backlash of the community has already made the xbox one change it's course once, but I don't think it'll happen again. Now, users are paying for advertising and the advertisers have "limited" use of the kinect?! Really??? A very special F**K YOU, Microsoft. I'll be giving my money to Sony, which I might add, is a more powerful machine with the gamers in mind.

And I do understand that the 360 advertises, but giving advertisers access to the kinect really "grinds my gears" :-P

Stop commenting everyone!!! I can't read that fast!!!!

Nyaaa aaa aaa. Shell Shock!!

@meatz666 That, my friend, is brilliant.

@_Roo_ @tunaface WOOHOO!!

I really want to see what a high end space combat sim would look like with this. It would be pretty sweet to be able to look around while flying in a different direction. No more using 87 control configurations to look while flying.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!@#$#$%$%#$ oops broke the keyboard... :)

I'm not going to waste my time reading this article. The title is enough for me. 100% of the 89% are bad parents.

It'll be hard for them to make a third one to get our minds away from the turd that was DA2. The wound is still fresh.