@Old_Schooler_Dan Old School Dan, whose parents were brutally killed by a pack of roaming school girls, now seeks revenge.

@jinzo9988 That butter's extra DLC.

@Meta-Gnostic @Adenosine Like in sequels, where the protagonist loses all their items from the last game!

@green_scorpion All that and more, available right on the disk!... Accessible after purchasing the DLC.

"I'd like to shoehorn in this current fad into everything I can," says short sighted developer.

@hella_epic @MXVIII Thanks to Minecraft, kids are always stealin' my blocks!

@enartloc Yeah, but for all we know, those could've been several smaller people stacked on top of each other, wearing trench coats.

I imagine this is accomplished by having the managers dress up like Egyptian pharaohs and whip the programmers as they pull giant blocks of code.

@Suikogaiden Mooslimes: Jell-O cows?

@96augment @highlanderjimd Well, there's the problem. It only supports one person at a time.