Mine is just ridiculous :P

Band name : Relationship audits and management

Album : Encantamento

Tracks:

1) S. I. Newhouse School of Public Communications

2) Rich Cronin

3) WDDQ

4) Kumogakure-ryū Ninpō

5) Quycaq

6) Pine Township

7) Wiesau

8) Cultural learning

9) Lysaghts railway station, New South Wales

10) The Rattlin' Bog

11) Senoic languages

12) Overtone singing

So my new car (3 weeks) is having a problem. It's a 97 Mits. 3000gt SL. And I love it... save this one thing that just started a few days ago.

It runs absolutely fine when it's started, but the issue is with the battery or something.

When it sits over night, the battery is dead the next morning. Dead as the grave- not even the clicking sound or dim lights. I can jump it off, let it run, and it will be fine all day. Once that battery is charged I can turn it off and start it back up a couple hours later and the power's fine. But over the night, the power dies completely. 

I've taken it to two different autozones, they've tested the battery and alternator and say they're fine. Nobody can figure this out. Any ideas? I really need my car to run tomorrow.

I'm definitely straight and have never questioned it. I don't think the sexiest men in the world could take my mind off my girlfriend for one minute.

Except, of course, for John Cooper from Skillet. He's my man crush. Everyone's allowed to have one, right?:P