I get it, Gamespot. The big game developing and producing companies are paying you to say good things about their awful games. Don't feel bad, I'd do the same thing in your position.
Oh, Kevin VanOrd, I'm sorry to say that you have achieved the unfortunate state of being correct. Prepare to be bombarded with the wrath of thousands of uneducated fanboys with no literary or even game-history context to compare their favourite piles of crap to.
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