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Man complains to Domino's after burning himself making love to a pizza
The man, known only as LAD_VIGO, took to Twitter to demand a refund from the popular pizza chain after suffering a severe burn in a delicate area.
What followed was one of the most bizarre and entertaining Twitter conversations we have ever seen.
LAD_VIGO @ITK_AGENT_VIGO
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.@Dominos_UK HELLO I'VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PEN*S SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.
2:40 PM - 24 Feb 2014
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Gary Heaton @NotArsedLike
@ITK_AGENT_VIGO @Dominos_UK full refund as long as you haven't soiled the topping..
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Domino's Pizza UK ✔ @Dominos_UK
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@NotArsedLike @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Please contact our head office - [Dominos eMail ] regarding this matter.
3:04 PM - 24 Feb 2014
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LAD_VIGO @ITK_AGENT_VIGO
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.@Dominos_UK DISGUSTING FOB OFF,YOUR STAFF SHOULD INFORM CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PIZZA. WHY IS THIS NOT IN PLACE?
3:52 PM - 24 Feb 2014
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Domino's Pizza UK ✔ @Dominos_UK
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@ITK_AGENT_VIGO Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.
4:07 PM - 24 Feb 2014
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Link
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/367094/Man-complains-to-Domino-s-after-burning-himself-making-love-to-a-pizza
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