The 151 Files (Season 2)
Season Premiere-Operation: Gintoki's Betrothed?!
It was an ordinary day at Office 151: the 151 had just leveled half of Italy trying to order a pizza with a side of cheesy breadsticks and Urahara had just chewed the hell out of the team...especially Kensei who ot stuck in a stupified state. Luckily, they still got their pizza.
"Man, the Captain really chewed the Boss out this time" Isshin said, "He's been like that for the whole day"
"Thats because you almost carried out Plan C, a Plan that should never be used" Sesshomaru said
"Hey, at least I managed to initiate another plan" Isshin said with an offended frown
"Yeah, Plan M, detonating landmines planted in Italy" Soi Fon said, "In fact...why do we have landmines planted there anyway?"
Everyone else shrugged...except for Kensei who was still stupified when of all a sudden Gintoki burst through the door and locked and barricaded it.
"Whats wrong?" DB asked
"She's here!!" Gintoki said
"Who?" Isshin asked, "The Tooth Fairy? Cause I got a tooth she never came for"
"That wasn't a tooth you fool, that was clay" Sesshomaru said
"...Oh" Isshin said slightly disappointed
"Who's here?" DB asked
"She..." Gintoki couldn't finished his sentence because the door blew up, sending him into the back wall
"GIN-CHAN!!!!" A voice cried out, the volume of the voice knocking Kensei out of his stupor
"The hell was that?" Kensei said as he looked at the door or rather...the space where the door once was, "What the hell happened to the door?! Wait...who are you?"
Kensei stared in confusion at the woman standing in the doorway
"Kanade at your service!!" The woman said in a loud, shriek like voice
"Her voice is like knives to my ears" Sesshomaru said with a noticeable look of pain and discomfort on his face"
"What do you want?" Soi Fon asked rudely
"My fiance" Kanade said as Sesshomaru winced at her voice
"Who's your fiance?" DB asked
"You mean he didn't tell you? Its Gin-Chan!" Kanade said, the volume of her voice making Sesshomaru wince again
"Can I kill her now? She's hurting me" Sesshomaru said with a cold anger that made Isshin back away
"...Wait...fiance? Gin...a GIRL fiance?" Kensei said shocked
"FIANCE?!" Soi Fon and Isshin yelled in unison
"I know, I'm so happy!" Kanade said
Sesshomaru winced again, "That voice..."
Everyone minus Sesshomaru(Who was glaring at Kanade) stared at Gintoki in shock, then at Kanade and back to Gintoki.
"Uh..." Gintoki said, "...Well"
"He's so happy he's speechless!" Kanade said happily (Sesshomaru winced), "I look forward to hanging out with you all"
"WHAT?!" Gintoki shouted
"Now would be a good time for a time skip Author-San" Kensei said
1 WEEK LATER
Kanade was out buying lunch for the 151
"Man, things sure have gone downhill since that girl came here" Isshin said
"Tell me what happened, that time skip threw me off" DB said
"She's replaced all our explosives with flowers, stopped us from beating up criminals, prevented fromblowing something up and caused Urahara to be....happy with us"
"That last one sounds pretty good" DB thought to herself
"But it gets worse, her voice has earned Sesshomaru's rage, he's just about ready to lose all sanity" Isshin said looking at Sesshomaru who had a black aura of rage around him
"Best to stay away from him" Kensei said
"But the worst part is: I haven't blown up a city block in days...I'm gettin edgy" Isshin said
"I know, it feels so....wrong" Kensei said
"All because that idiot Gin won't kick her out" Soi Fon said
"Hey don't talk about me like I'm not here!!" Gintoki said
"Yeah, that moron, no backbone at all" Kensei said
"They're completely ignoring me" Gintoki thought to himself when Kanade walked in
"Alright Kanade, how and why are you and Gin engaged?" Kensei asked
"Cause, I'm pregnant with his child" Kanade said (Sesshomaru winced)
UTTER SILENCE
To be continued...(Part 2 later)
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