The 151 Files
Episode 2-Operation: Gintoki's Betrothed Part 2
Kensei and Gintoki were hanging from a rope on a castle wall being shot at with cannon and gun fire
"How the hell did we end up in this situation?!" Gintoki asked
"Why are you getting angry with me?! Do I need to remind you who got us in this mess?!" Kensei yelled
"...Yes" Gintoki said
Kensei sighed
6 HOURS EARLIER
"You're...pregnant? With Gin's child? Imposible" Kensei said
"How so?" Kanade asked (Sesshomaru winced)
"Because, Gin has a better chance to be hit with a falling star than get a girlfriend" Kensei said
"But its true!" Kanade said offended (Sesshomaru winced for a whole 5 seconds), "He even gave me his address and picture" (Sesshomaru winced, "What I wouldn't give to kill her" he thought to himself)
Kensei, Isshin and Soi Fon looked at Gintoki.
"You...WHAT?!" Kensei and Isshin yelled in unison.
"Uh...who gave you that picture of that gorgeous man? Must have been my twin brother....Kintogi, yeah, has to be" Gintoki said nervously...obviously lying.
"Why you little!!" Isshin said reaching for his explosives box and pulling out flowers, "CRAP!! She even my secret stash of explosives?! SHE'S KILLING ME!!"
"You and me both" Sesshomaru thought to himself
"Uh...Isshin....everyone knew about that stash" Kensei said
"You idiot, all you had to do was sleep with her and leave before she woke up, thats what expect all guys like you to do, we even pretend to be sleeping to give you time to leave!" Soi Fon said
"Really?" Isshin whispered to her
"No, but I'm just telling him that for future reference" Soi Fon whispered back
"There's only one way to solve this" DB said
"How?" Soi Fon asked
"DNA Test" DB said back
"Like Maury?" Isshin asked
"...No" DB said, "All we need is Gin's and Kanade's DNA, that way we can decide if Gin's the father or not"
"Isshin, Sess, hear that? Lets get Gin's DNA:twisted:" Kensei said as Isshin and Sesshomaru made their way to Gintoki with Kensei
"No! Not like that! You'll kill him!" DB shouted
"I don't know DB, they seem to be on to something" Soi Fon said
"Fine, then how do we get his DNA?" Kensei asked
DB pulled a strand of Gintoki's hair off his head
"OW!" Gintoki shouted in pain
"But don't you need..." Isshin said
"No time for that" DB said, "Now, we need Kanade's DNA and no Sesshomaru, you can't get it from her"
Sesshomaru sheathed Tenseiga with a look of frustration
"We don't need that, I know the father of my own baby" Kanade said, "Only a fool would need a DNA test"(Sesshomaru winced)
The entire 151 glared at Gintoki as he began sweating heavily
"I say we do it" Gintoki said nervously
"If Gin-Chan wants to do it....then I'll do it" Kanade said as Sesshomaru winced again
5 MINUTES LATER
"Ok, we'll need a day for the Medical Team to make the diagnosis" DB said, till then, good day everyone"
DB left the office to go home for the night.
"It is getting late, I'm going home too" Isshin said
"Me too" Gintoki said
"Gin, you, Soi Fon and I all live in the Living Quarters section of the Building" Kensei said, "DB and Isshin own a house and Sess...well...he crashes somewhere for the night"
"Oh yeah" Gintoki said
"C'mon Gin-Chan" Kanade said(Sesshomaru didn't wince since he already left), "Lets go to bed"
"Uh....how bout this? We do origami!" Gintoki said, feeling the glare of Soi Fon and Kensei on him
Kanade looked at the two
"Are you guys jealous of what we have?" Kanade said
"JEALOUS?!" Kensei and Soi Fon yelled in unison
"Yes! You two wish you had what me and Gin-Chan have" Kanade said clinging to Gintoki's arm
Kensei and Soi Fon glared at Gintoki again
"Uh...Kanade, don't really think they're jealous" Gintoki said nervously, "What do you say we go? Like now!"
"Ok, night guys!!" Kanade said happily as Soi Fon took out a dagger
"Wait until after the DNA test Soi Fon" Kensei said grudgingly
"Tch" Soi Fon said walking to her room
PRESENT TIME
"How does that explain our current mess?!" Gintoki screamed
"Can't, time restrictions have caused me to end it here" Kensei said as a bullet flew by his ear
"Stupid author" Gintoki said as a fireball hit him.
TO BE CONTINUED...
PREVIEW
Gintoki-"How did we end up in this mess?!"
Kensei-"Whatever happened, I'm guessing its your fault"
Gintoki-"Just like everything else"
Kensei-"Next time on the 151 Files, Episode 3-Operation: Gintoki's Betrothed?! Part 3-Meet the Parents"
Gintoki-"MEET THE WHO?!"
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