What have video games taught you?

This can be funny or serious.

I'd say that World at War taught me a bit about WWII. In history I knew a bit about the weapons and the battles and such.

That any problem can be solved with a gun.

That any problem can be solved with a gun.

craigalan23

always strafe when shooting.

If i ever buy a castle don't drink the potion in it unless i want to look like a tranny..

that you can hijack any car you want and if you drive away far enough, the police give up............also same with murder

You can shoot a cop with a bazooka, then just hide behind a dumpster for 30 seconds and then you're free to go on your way.

That and stopping at red lights is optional, and there is no speed limits anywhere

You can use turtles to kill other enemies.

Zombies will inherit the Earth.

In the year 2552, we still won't have flying cars.

A really big key can open anything, including doors leading to other worlds.

This is related to Farcry 2 incase you didnt know....

If you get shot in the arm, something might get stuck in your hand/legs! So be aware!

you can flip over a car with a foam finger (saint's row 2)

never trust guys names Sephiroth.

Combat Shotgun + headshot = Body parts exploding everywhere Thank you Fallout 3! :)monkeymoose5000

Don't forget that you can survive walking on mines,bullets,cuts,and even in the fututre there's hippies.

How to lose friends & alienate people.

Wow theese are some good and clever things.

that meat shields are useless after a nearby explosion

when humans get chainsawed to death, blood shoots out like a fountain, not a river.

- You can look like and idiot, talk like an idiot, think like and idiot and even run like an injured dog, but if you are holding the giant roaring chainsaw sword, people tend to listen to you anyway.

- Shoot em in the head to kill em.

- IF you have a bigger gun you will probably steal the other guys car, girlfreind, dog AND soda before the credits roll.

- If you steal everything stated above at the same exact time AND you manage to have one chase scene, Game Informer will give you a good review.

- You better conform. If you don't no one will buy your crap and not even Microsoft will make more games out of you.

- You can be a little pink ball that just suck, blows and wields the rainbow and still be totally straight.

-Never choose Bowser, Metaknight will kick his ass.

- If you think this is frustrating, the first one probably had no save points.

- Stealing is bad. Even if the guy leaves his 'Sword of Flaming Awesomesauce' laying on his bedstand, you will probably regret it when you realize it is only a 6 with a 5 use enchant.

- If you ever meet someone called Umbra and she tries to warn you to run, always shoot her in the head with arrows and steal all of her stuff.......Not like she needed it right?

- I can't drive a warthog.

- Neither can the eight year old who has fifteen X's in his name.

- The other team always has a guy who CAN drive the warthog.

- World at War only really means four groups of people in about six different places.

- Modern Warfare is roughyl translated to 'Don't play me, you are a noob and we hate you'.

- Halo3's players have a very strict method of rating themsleves. If you aren't constantly screaming 'I AM A FIFTY ON MY OTHER ACCOUNT' they will recognize you as a lesser being and ignore your ideas.

- If no one says 'THEN ONE ON ONE ME YOU F***OT' when you claim you are a fifty, you were not taken seriously.

- Never accept the one one one. In Halo it means playing Fat Kid, only since Fat Kid is invincible it counts as two, so he will invite his freind to play too.

- The Master Sword is shrinks at the end of the game so you eventually lose it. At some point someone picks it up and embeds it in a stone.

- When asked about taking either a Red or Blue pill, politely inquire about an alternate Grape flavor.

- Nothin the MIRV can't solve.

- Shoot first. Conversating is pointless, I spent all my points on Small Guns. They just stand back up if they are important anyway.....right?

- War is nothin to worry about. I'll get the bastard next spawn.

- No matter what the enemy thinks up, I will never lose. I have the portal gun.

- The Witch isn't really attractive, so don't bother trying to look at her face, just run.

- There is always high powered weapons laying around old beachhouses, airports and Medical centers.

(I would go on, buut I am bored. See if you can name every game I referenced!)

- Never jump up onto the stage with a stipper, unless you want to get shot down by the bouncer.

- If you ever want to end your life, suicide by hand grenade is the best option.

- If someone tells you not to drink that magic potion.... Man you better not drink that magic potion.

- Hail can realy, realy, realy hurt.

- If you whack a horse enough with a shovel, it will eventually blow up and throw Candy everywhere.

there's always someone out there who is better than you are.

that you can hijack any car you want and if you drive away far enough, the police give up............also same with murder

Double0hFor

They taught me to Ignore my Gf. Things are better. Its like shes not even around.

They taught me to Ignore my Gf. Things are better. Its like shes not even around.

Darth_Cola

history, companionship, hand eye coordination (rockband,guitarhero) and some other crap

You can use turtles to kill other enemies.

Zombies will inherit the Earth.

In the year 2552, we still won't have flying cars.

A really big key can open anything, including doors leading to other worlds.

Darth_Nater307

Those and crashing cars is fun..:)

- its as addictive as niccotine

- waiting in line for 3-6 hours cost $60 bucks

- if you get the RROD just take a chance at another $400 console (if warranty is voided)

- to not mute your mic when bangin your gf. (turns on all the geeks on xbox live)

A lot of fighting games have taught me that fighting is sometimes necessary for people to understand each other.Zan11

Pokemon Blue version taught me how to READ.

Sticking random giant needles in us will ot give us any disease. (Bioshock)

The cake is a lie.

Video games have taught me that the princess is always in another castle. Also, if there is a zombie apocalypse then always shoot the head.

The proper way to survive an onslaught of zombies is to hide in a corner and melee with your gun continuously.

Can ruin your life pretty fast!