What have video games taught you?

dont bother chickens or they will kill you

If I reload I never lose the bullets in the first clip

If I reload I never lose the bullets in the first clip

Samslayer

Except for Frontlines :P.

They have taught me if anybody gets in your way....

BANG!! And their head comes off.:D

-Make your cousin send pictures of his mansion before you take that trip overseas.

-Big mushrooms good.

-Small mushrooms bad.

-You can run intothe wall of spikes all you want, as long as you've got a ring or two.

-Assassins sure do love their flags.

-Metroid Prime can seriously help your sense of direction.

-Everyone has 7 legs, 3 ribcages, 6 arms, and 4 skulls. You just have to explode first.

-There certain zombies that'll freeze you in your tracks only to hump you like crazy.

-Fat guys are actually pretty good at rollerblading.

-All clay pots are yours to smash open.

English (seriously, I could understand english really early)

_____ ( the more serious things i've learned) ____

That there are usually chackpoints in life and if you fail you can always try again

You never get into any trouble if you go onto a rampage and kill lots of people

All problems can be solved with a gun

Dead people can be revived

There is no such thing as work

I don't have to talk, people understand me and know what I want immediatly when they see me

There are always potions, medikits and bandages

I never get injured or handicapped, i either live or die if i get shot a few times with a machine gun