Funny threats you've gotten over xbox live

LMAO some hilarious ones I've gotten from other posts

1:"I know you've cheated you tried to steal my connection through your TV!"

2: "Shut the $%#@ up or I will kill you with my rockets that attack!"

3:"If you don't shut up I am going to trace your ip address and come to your house to rape your girlfriend!" 

LMAO, this one is a threat made to my brother from one of my best xbox live buddies

My brother always used to complain about him, so my friend would reply with this:

"Tell your brother to shut up or I will rape him with a rusty spoon"

I swear, that guy is the best to play with online

:D

Once someone told me I'd die in seven days if I killed him and if I didn't tommorow would be the best day of my life....

I killed him anyway...

LOL glad I don't have xbox Live!Hermitkermit

Mine was when i sniped someone of Halo 3, he was really angry cos i ended his spree and he said:

"You B*tch, thats it, now im gonna feed your grandma chicken"

TBH i don't really understand it, but at the time i didnt even realise it was an insult.

Someone in Halo 2 told me they'd eat my family if I took "his" sniper rifle ammo.

bulletproofcow

haha what is it with young kids always trying to get the sniper rifle and booking it in advance when the game starts

COD4 - "I'll crawl through your window with a knife in my teeth!"

UFC 2010 - "You afraid to stand up? Cuz I would destroy you. You piss me off. Only ***s use submissions. I hope I see you on the street and knock you out"

Ha.

playing Froza yesterday, some little 10 year old said he would pee in my ear 0_0mariomusicmaker

Won cage match in cod with 10-9 -,- : "F*** you you campd, im going to hack your f****** acount...

some guy threatened that he would file complaints on my profile till i got bannedXbox360Gamer15

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