Corrupt a Wish!

Wish granted, but it's fake.

I wish for some money.

Granted but you get 1$.

I wish to have more games.

Wish granted, but they are all in foreign languages you can't read.

I wish a pancake.

gratned but its old and nasty

i wish this to happen

Granted but you cant get it.

I wish that I would collect all the star coins in NSMB Wii.

Granted, but your save data corrupts and you have to play it all over again.

I wish I could use magic.

Granted but you turn yourself into rabbid.

I wish that I could fly.

Wish granted, but you get caught in a airplane engine.

I wish for hip hop bear, like the one in my avy.

Granted but you change your avy to the one with Grizzly Bear and he comes alive and eats you.

I wish to be able to talk to animals.

 granted, but their deaf

 i wish everyone hated yoshi's island DS and that artoon would be banned. 

Wish granted, but they blow up the universe.

I wish for some McDonald's.

Wish granted, but they blow up the universe.

I wish for some McDonald's.

Nesysli

 granted, but McDonalds SUCKS!

 i wish for some CHIPOTLE's burrito. 

Granted but McDonald's is better!

I wish for a Big Mac.

Wish granted, but it's a big mac truck and you get ran-over.

I wish for a lollipop.

Granted but it falls into trash can but you still have to eat it.

I wish that 2010 will be an awesome year.

Wish granted, but 2010, is also the year you die.:o

I wish 2010, was 1995.

Granted but 1995 is 2009.

I wish that I wont be tired tomorrow.

Wish granted, but your high.

I wish for some stuff.

Granted but you get some trash.

I wish that holidays wouldnt end.

Wish granted, but your school year never ended.

I wish for some skittles.

Granted but I eat them.

I wish to be able to control time.

Wish granted, but you mess it up and it's 3000 B.C.

I wish it was 3000 A.D.

Granted but Earth is destroyed.

I wish that we wouldnt have test right after the holidays.

 granted, but you have a pop quiz that you fail on.

 i wish virus didn't like yoshi's island ds 

Granted, but now he's angry at you because he can't like yoshi island DS anymore and he kills you.

I wish there was a new Dragon Ball Z game on the Wii with Wii Motion Plus.

granted, but it's a sequel to ultimate battle 22

 i wish SMBZ episode 9 would just come out already 

Wish granted, but it's all for nerds.:P

I wish to throw skillets at people.

Granted but then they are angry and they beat you up.

I wish that megamario wouldnt hate Yoshis Island DS.

Wish granted, but he hates everyone.

I wish Dairy Queen would give more sauce with their chicken tenders.

Wish granted, but he hates everyone.

I wish Dairy Queen would give more sauce with their chicken tenders.

Nesysli

 granted but she likes yoshi's island DS

  i wish artoon would go to hell 

Wish granted, but Satan takes you instead.

I wish to be Chuck Norris.

Wish granted, but Satan takes you instead.

I wish to be Chuck Norris.

Nesysli

 granted, but he likes yoshi's island ds

 i wish everyone hated yoshi's island ds 

Wish granted, but you fell in love with it.

I wish I knew why megamario9 HATED Yoshi's Island DS so much.:lol:

 granted, but you have to read my ENTIRE review

 i wish i could find my copy of yoshi's island DS so i can destroy it. 

Wish granted, but it's unbreakable and it mocks you.

I wish to fly over people and bomb them.

Granted but megamario will show up and say how much he hates Yoshis Island DS.

I wish that megamario would love Yoshis Island DS.

Wish granted

I wish for some milk.

 granted, but artoon made it.

 i wish virus didn't have the virus of "iloveyoshisislanddsitus"

Granted but now I have a virus of "yoshisislanddsisawesome".

I wish that i would have a Mega Mushroom.

Wish granted, but it lasted a half second.

I wish for :lol:

Granted but then you are :(

I wish not to be :(

 granted, but now your

 i wish everyone would read my yoshi's island ds review. 

Granted, but they all give you thumbs down because you didn't back up any of your opinions and you used all caps for a few phrases which in case you didn't know you're not allowed to do that.

I wish to find all of the treasures in Uncharted 2.

Granted but you have to spend all your life to find them.

I wish that video games would be cheaper.

Wish granted, but everything else goes $10000 higher.

I wish to walk on water.

ranted but you can walk only on water.

I wish to be smarter.

Wish granted, but only in acting stupid.

I wish for 89568976557.

 granted, but those are all unlucky numbers.

 i wish virus would hate yoshi's island ds. 

Wish granted, but you married it.

I wish for some ketchup to drink.

 granted, but artoon gave it to you

 i wish artoon would stop handing out their yucky goey drinks to people.