Corrupt a Wish!

Granted, But you still suck :P

I wish I don't suck

Wish granted, but you no suck..............well........never mind.:P

I wish for a pet rabbit.8)

Granted but he becomes a monster and eats you.

I wish for a PS2.

Wish granted, but it doesn't play anything.

I wish for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Granted but I eat it.

I wish to have a private McDonalds.

Granted but you get so fat that you can't walk anymore.

I wish I had enough money to buy some new games:P

Granted but you dont have money for anything else.

I wish that to much food wouldnt make you fat.

granted but you get brain cancer instead

I wish for Christmas to be here tomorrow.

Granted but you dont get any presents.

I wish that Yoshis would exist in real life.

Granted, but they're evil and eat you and make eggs of you.

I wish I could find the new tags I made.

Wish granted, but you lose your way back to gamespot.

I wish to play checkers with aliens on the moon.

Granted but you lose

I wish to fight like rocky!

Granted, but someone even stronger than rocky beats you and you can't fight anymore.

I wish my save file of NSMB Wii wasn't deleted.

Granted, But your wii broke

I wish to be a Super Saiyan

Wish granted, but you slowly die painfully from overpowering.

I wish to be up more levels.

Granted but you have less posts.

I wish that school would be over.

Wish granted, but you go back 2 minutes after your out.

I wish to be a bomber.

Granted but you blow up

I wish to be ... awesome

Granted, but you are so awesome that someone gets jealous and shots you.

I wish there is more snow in my country.

Wish granted, but there is too much and you freeze to death.

I wish for a new Santa Claus hat.

Wish granted, but it's mine now!

I wish for a pet Yoshi to play video games with and ride.

granted but he has an expiration date of 12/26

I wish GS made better chocies for the nominations for GotY

I...........don't know what that is.

I wish for a Transfomer that was as big as the Empire State Building and he was a autobot.

Granted but he dies :(

I wish for everything

I...........don't know what that is.

I wish for a Transfomer that was as big as the Empire State Building and he was a autobot.

Nesysli

Game of the Year :P

Wish granted, but that everything was everything that kills, so you end up dead.

I wish my stomach would stop hurting.:(

Granted, but your head starts hurting.

I wish more members would come to the holiday party.

Wish granted, but the union is deserted after that.

I wish Christmas was here already.

Wish granted, but all your presents burn.:twisted:

I wish to burn people with flames!

Granted but then you go to hell.

I wish to know Santa.

Granted, but then he turns out to be evil and kills you.

I wish I had a Fire Flower like Mario.

Granted but you burn yourself when you want to use it.

I wish that penguin suit wouldnt be so similair to ice flower.

Wish granted, but you can't get anymore items.

I wish to fly a powered hang glider.

Granted, but you crash into a tree.

I wish to win the lottery.

Granted but so do everyone else and you get only 10$.

I wish to have a rich friend.

 granted, but HE'LL HAVE MORE THAN YOU DO! HA! HA! HAHA! HA!

 i wish i owned a roller coaster. 

Granted, but the roller coaster crashes and they blame you and you have to pay a lot of money.

I wish it wasn't so cold here, but that there still is snow.

 granted, but the snow is black

 i wish my gamecube would have more memory 

Granted but you dont.

I wish that Resident Evil 4 would have more save points.

Granted, but the game also gets a lot harder so you die much more often.

I wish I had Resident Evil 4 for the Wii.

Granted but you dont have a Wii.

I wish that this weekend wouldnt end.

Granted, but your living in the same days over and over again and it's getting very boring:P

I wish for 99 lives in NSMB wii.

Granted but then you lose all of them.

I wish that the school would already end.

 granted, but it was only my school.

 i wish xbox had gamefly instead of netflex 

Wish granted, but all the games suck and cost $60 a minute.

I wish for a banana.

Granted but a monkey steals it.

I wish to be able to read peoples mind.

Wish granted, but their not thinking anything.:P

I wish to shoot laser of ice.

 granted, but you hit yourself

 i wish christmas would come tommorow 

Wish granted, but the lights on the tree broke and light your presents, house, and you on fire.

I wish for the world's biggest pet rat.

 granted, but the world it's on is mars.

 i wish sony would make more E rated games for the ps3.