Gianfranco Ocampo
I lament having to see this question not only posed to me once again, but I shudder the idea that thousands of youths and future intellects will soon waste their life at the foolish prospect of trying to answer the question: "Where's Waldo"? I don't know how much he paid you to reveal this question to so many innocents and it shows how troubled society is to lead thousands to try and find Waldo. Robin Ye, I would not be surprised if I found out you actually have no idea why I'm, sorry for my candor, ignorant in the evil of Waldo but this honestly needs to be brought to the attention of everyone. This...Waldo has destroyed many lives; he is inherently an evil man. People lose their minds when they think of seeing Slenderman, but Slenderman is a mere wife's tale compared to Waldo. Pay close attention now, after this is over and I tell you where Waldo is I expect this question to be taken down...for good.
Everyone who tries to hunt for Waldo and answer where Waldo is generally knows his background. He comes from the Land of Waldo's filled in the land with fortunately with Waldo's that may LOOK like him, but are not as sadistic as he is. He is accompanied by the savage Woof who's crimes I cannot even believe I might actually be writing about. He entered our universe shortly after being bought of by American president Ronald Regan. The cost of allying with Waldo plunged America in a recession in 1982. He then did recon work in Soviet Russia and worked into intimidating Gorbachev to making peace with Reagan. He finally entered the public world in 1987 posed as a cartoon character after Iraq began gaining information for the betrayal of the U.S. After speculation of the origin of Waldo by many honest U.S congressmen and legislators, many people were demoted, killed, and replaced by those afraid of Waldo. All this terror in the 80s paled in comparison to the continued evils that were to continue. His origin is one of the best starts to finding Waldo.
Of course nothing is ever truly hidden when it comes to people like me. People like me are called paranoid, delusional, and cynical. That's the price of truth. Yet people like me are few now, Waldo makes sure of that. The bloody dog Woof smells the fear and distrust of the American people, if Woof kills you after finding out your intentions for finding Waldo, consider yourself lucky. I remember when my friend Ricky was killed. It was horrible, I wasn't prepared to see for the first time, firsthand the horror Waldo does especially now when technology is much more advanced. I saw Waldo forced my friend to walk through a sea of legos while he was barefoot, his feet were far from being recognizable. After tripping multiple times (evident from the scrapes on his knees) Waldo seemed to have played music from Rebecca Black as poor Ricky's ears were bleeding (I later found the track in the house). Waldo always makes sure you're dead when you're inches away from a new bottle of Nutella. Ricky did not die happy.
Waldo killed him, because Ricky was going to speak to Jon Stewart all the information he gathered in Lincoln, Nebraska. See Stewart is protected by the liberal media, the fight between the Liberals vs. the Conservatives equates basically to the existence of Waldo vs. his non-existence. The Liberal media works to destroy Waldo and free America. We've all stayed strong, but we're losing. Waldo has put his puppet on the presidential throne, and many liberals have been helping Waldo without even realizing it! The conservatives who help him, they're not evil. My foolish partners of the Liberal media always confuse this. Heroes such as Bill O' Reilly, and Rush Limbaugh have been told the story Waldo told Regan when he was first allowed to enter the human world. That all Waldo wishes is peace. Peace can only be accomplished through force however; human free will can never bring peace according to Waldo. That and of course Waldo did threaten to kill them, but that's beside the point. Can you see how Waldo has split the politics of the world up, killed numerous who stand up for what is right, and is responsible for the global conflicts of this world. Yet people want to find him for trivial reasons, why? People do not find Waldo, Waldo finds us.
Searching for Waldo without the intent to bring him down results in delusion. See Hanford was smart. When he decided to cover up the secrets of Waldo by making him appear to be a cartoon character he drew a curse on Waldo's eyes. Before I begin with the details of the curse let me say that the Waldo people think they see in magazines, books, newspapers etc etc. That's not Waldo. It's a fake. What Hanford did was put a curse on that "Waldo's" eyes. Anyone who stares at the eyes of Waldo will succumb to a delusion, the belief that Waldo is cute and innocent. That delusion prevents the truth to be able to get across to people. Scandinavian lore speaks of this curse, the only cure is a complete strong will to convert. It took 14 years of convincing before I broke out my soulless state and learned the horror Waldo poses. See how this question ruins lives? When asked this question the flock will simply Google Image Waldo's picture (the horror behind Google will be left for another day) and imagine that they "found" Waldo. The truth then can never get across...
Anyway, lets get back to your question. Where is Waldo you ask? If I had told you right from the beginning two things would've happened. 1)You would've scoffed and walked off, and 2) If I had told you without informing you the dangers of Waldo you wouldn't have a chance to defend yourself before Woof decided to kill you for knowing where Waldo was. Now that you know all about Waldo's evil, I can safely tell you where Waldo is. Of course it'll do you know good, all of the Liberal media know and look what good that h as done, but you wish to know. He's on Planet Kolob. I did tell you that Waldo was born in the 80s when Reagan bought Waldo from the other side. Still he's existed since near the dawn of time. In the 1800s the savior Joseph Smith discovered the planet Kolob. What he doesn't know (hindsight 20-20) was that the angel he spoke too was actually an avatar of Waldo. Still at least his revelation brought news to where he lives now. Anyway I have told you now, and now I must continue my annual duty patrol of my house. Intel has told me Waldo himself will be coming for me. Anyway I must get ready tomorrow is another d....
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