That game belongs on the WiiU, and that game needs a REmake treatment and not a port job.
-Cut the wolf shit down by like tenfold, because it's completely shit.
-Completely throw out that horse crap in the early going where it takes like an hour before you get a sword to play proper zelda.
-Redo the combat a bit, keep it on a gamepad, and this time create enemies that take advantage of the cool tricks you learn from Ocarina Link skeleton man dude.
-Rewrite some of Twilight Princess, the script is dumb
-Don't have Zant act like a stupid fucking twit at the end that ruins his entire gimmick, and instead actually create a boss fight that uses all the items you used. Only this time without him being a copy/pasta ghetto boss rush mode.
-Add more touches to the environment and people in the town, they should react to their castle being in the yugioh pyramid
-No seriously how about we drop the wolf fetching entirely
-Hero mode from the get go
In a lot of ways Twilight Princess is and should be the best of the 3D zeldas as far as the more straight forward Zelda's are concerned. The dungeons are terrific, but the things around that game are so uninspired. The plot and world feels dull and uninspired because they are half baked, and the game feels like it wants you to be like "yeah I remember Ocarina of Time, boy that game was awesome" , the pacing is straight garbage before Arbiter Grounds, and they completely screwed the pooch on the things they could have done with Twilight Princess's combat.
Not that TP isn't the Zelda I already enjoy more than going back to OoT, Wind Waker, and definitely Skyward Sword, but it could and should have been the legit beast Zelda it was hyped up to be. Instead it disappoints on so many fronts. Obviously not Skyward Sword level, that game is shit. Majora's Mask always and forever the best.
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