If you were in charge of Naming the Next Xbox and Nintendo consoles what would they be?

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#1 Pharoahogc1
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Basically we all know the next PlayStation will be PS5, but if you were in charge of Naming the others or hell even the PlayStation what would u name them?

I would name them:

Xbox Infinity

Ultra Nintendo

And bonus. PS Revolution

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#2 jaydan  Online
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Xbox Two

Nintendo Switch U

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#3 Techhog89
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@jaydan said:

Xbox Two

Nintendo Switch U

Damn, you must really want Nintendo to go third-party.

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#4 JustPlainLucas
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Xbox Pi (think about it for a second)

PlayStation Lexicon

New Nintendo Switch

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#5 Pedro
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I expect MS to name it something equally as dumb as this "Xbox Pre One 360"

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#6 mandzilla  Moderator
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PS5/PSP2 hybrid family.

Xbox Venom.

Super Nintendo Switch.

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#7 DaVillain  Moderator
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  • Xbox Forever
  • Nintendo Play Switch
  • PlayStation 5

So, do I get the job?

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#8 mandzilla  Moderator
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@davillain-: I would say so considering you used actual bullet points! Bravo.

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#9 pyro1245
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Oooo this is a fun topic.

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#10 DaVillain  Moderator
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@mandzilla said:

@davillain-: I would say so considering you used actual bullet points! Bravo.

I just happened to use the bullet points whenever possible but on mobile, I'll wait until I get into a computer to do that. I do like the name Xbox Venom. On the future upgrade, I woukd name it: Xbox Maximum Carnage :P

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#11 mandzilla  Moderator
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@davillain-: Ahh, well I admire your professionalism. I should have waited too, but lazily posted from mobile lol. Xbox Maximum Carnage works too. You could have a big green X in maximum for extra advertising oomph!

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#12 DaVillain  Moderator
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@Pedro said:

I expect MS to name it something equally as dumb as this "Xbox Pre One 360"

Come on Pedro. As far as naming console goes, Wii U did far worst then Xbox One could and Xbox One is hardly better compare to the worst name Wii U. I'm sure MS won't make the same mistake as Nintendo did.

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#13  Edited By Blackhairedhero
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Playstation 5- you would be foolish to name it anything else.

Xbox Evo- Sounds good to me

Nintendo Switch Advanced - I like it!

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- Nintendo Switch Plus Ultra (With built in projector)

- Sony 4K Yurei (Runs completely silent)

- Xbox Go (GaaS for all platforms)

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#15  Edited By Shewgenja
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I always liked Xbox Next. Its a double entendre on how it is the next generation and a statement about XBox being the next cool thing. Like it waited its turn and now the time has come. Bonus points for having a cool shortened slang name like Nextbox, which will undoubtedly be what everyone ends up calling it.

Playstation 5 because if it aint broke dont fix it. Being the next Playstation always has branding power on tap.

Nintendo should go for broke with their retro branding. Something like the Mega Nintendo or Ultra Nintendo would be a smart move. Back in the 80s and 90s, the word Nintendo was synonymous with console a lot like Kleenex is for tissue paper. The Super Nintendo built off of that branding concept adeptly. Switch has shown that Nintendo has an emergent brand again and they would be wise to follow up on that with a clever name that exudes market position.

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#16  Edited By Bluudynuckles
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XBOX Platinum , Xbox Titanium ,XBOX Ultimate or just call it XBOXX but Xbox next sounds good also.

XBOX 4K , XBOX ATMOS

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#17 Pedro
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@davillain- said:
@Pedro said:

I expect MS to name it something equally as dumb as this "Xbox Pre One 360"

Come on Pedro. As far as naming console goes, Wii U did far worst then Xbox One could and Xbox One is hardly better compare to the worst name Wii U. I'm sure MS won't make the same mistake as Nintendo did.

Nintendo at least had a good name with the Switch. MS, since the inception of the Xbox has been coming with the shit names as their second talent.

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#19 Sexay_Vixen
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Rebox

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#20 deactivated-5f3ec00254b0d
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Xbox cow slayer.

Nintendo Sony doomed.

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#21 Basinboy
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Xbox

Nintendo Zen

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#22  Edited By BlackBalls
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  • Xcrap 3 pukey
  • PSOwns
  • Nintendo Super 3D
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#23 deactivated-5d78760d7d740
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SeXbox

PlayStation V

Nintendo Vision (AR/VR Nintendo console :O)

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#24 KBFloYd
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The nintendo E.V.O(evolution)

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#25 deactivated-5f2b4872031c2
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"PS5" because that is the style Sony has stuck with and it obviously works for them, so no reason to change.

"Xbox Two" because it logically follows the Xb1, and also because Microsoft will inevitably be in second place behind Sony once again next gen.

"NES" because Nintendo should go back to its roots.

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#26 onesiphorus
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@KBFloYd said:

The nintendo E.V.O(evolution)

Do you think that EVO (professional gaming tournament organization) will sue Nintendo for that name?

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#27  Edited By mrbojangles25
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Microsoft "MightaswellbuyaPC"

Sony "Sycophant Enslaver", or maybe "Dust Collector" seeing as how I hear that complaint a lot.

Nintendo "Gimmick Toy"

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#28  Edited By KBFloYd
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@onesiphorus said:
@KBFloYd said:

The nintendo E.V.O(evolution)

Do you think that EVO (professional gaming tournament organization) will sue Nintendo for that name?

yea, i thought thats how people would make fun of the name

BUT...

being assoicated with the best fighting game esports competition isnt a bad thing right?

...oh wait misunderstood you.

sue them. i dont think they can. one is a contest name the other is a games machine. but idk.

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#29  Edited By ni6htmare01
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Super switch?

Xboxonetwo?

PS5

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#30 DocSanchez
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Playstation 5.

Generation Xbox

Nintendo Nostalgia

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#31 mandzilla  Moderator
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PS *censored*

NextBoxFlix

New Switch U

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#32 Sgt_Crow
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PlayStation +1

Xbox One X Two XX

Button

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#33  Edited By General_Solo76
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Maybe they’ll just name them like Sony does and call them Nintendo 8 and Xbox 4 lol

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#34 xantufrog  Moderator
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Super Nintendo Switch

PS5

Dreamcast 2

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#35 Telekill
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I miss Sega's way of naming systems. All original and generally interesting names...

  • Genesis
  • 32X
  • Neptune (unreleased Gen/32X combo)
  • Saturn
  • Dreamcast

The uninspired names being...

  • Master System
  • Game Gear (still love mine)
  • Sega CD

I think the next Xbox should be named Uranus.

The next Nintendo should be named Jupiter.

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#38  Edited By BassMan
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I would name them....

Buy A Gaming PC

Nintendo Shit

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#39  Edited By JoshRMeyer
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I'm in favor of just calling an Xbox an Xbox, a PlayStation a PlayStation, and everything else a Nintendo. Xbox one should be changed to Xbox 180, since that's what they did this gen. Maybe Xbox 4k next gen since that seems to be their focus. PlayStation 5 is fine... The name says what it's for. I have no clue about Nintendo, but if it's another hybrid, I'd stick with Switch Pro or something similar if it's BC with switch.

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#40 Jackamomo
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NextBox

WiiPu

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#41 Metallic_Blade
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Sony Playstation Stagnate (5) - Keeping everything much unchanged for 2 decades will do that to you.

Microsoft Xbox One + 3 - Oh look, MS can finally count.

Nintendo N.A.R.C. (Not A Real Console) - Nintendo doesn't understand what the term 'competition' means.

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#42 lebanese_boy
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Switch Pro

Xbox α (or αbox)

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Xbox Scarlet

Nintendo NX2

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#44  Edited By TheEroica  Moderator
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Super Nintendo Entertainment Switch... The SNES

Nah, that's lame... I honestly don't know.

Actually!! Can I make a suggestion and just call all Three consoles by their actual monikers... The next consoles should be called, the Playstation, The Xbox and the Nintendo Entertainment system

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#45 rzxv04
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Xbox Z, Xbox Zen, Xbox Infinite, Xbox Horizon or just Xbox.

Infinite or just Xbox might make more sense for their expanding platform, almost platform agnostic if they push hard with PA and Cloud.

Switch 2

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Bob and Fred

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#47 voljin1987
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Switch 2

Xbox 2

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#48 Vaidream45
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Microsoft XBox2

Nintendo Super Switch

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#49 Vaidream45
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@Metallic_Blade: “Nintendo N.A.R.C. (Not A Real Console) - Nintendo doesn't understand what the term 'competition' means.“

Wait what? Nintendo? The same company that has been the only constant in consoles since the mid 80s doesn’t understand? Riiiiiiight

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#50 Jackamomo
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@vaidream45: I think he means they are anti-competition as in monopolistic practices.

MS got told off for shipping Explorer with Windows and N tied developers into contracts for the whole of the 80's in NA and Japan.