I'll start.
Mass Effect: Another KOTOR. Bunch of dialogue, "personality quiz" gameplay, weak combat. Oh, but teh graphics!
MGS4: I'm surprised how popular this series even is. I figured you really have to be a certain kind of gamer to enjoy MGS, i.e the kind who doesn't enjoy playing, but does enjoy 10-40 minute cutscenes every few minutes. Oh well, I suppose if you find the whole pseudo-coherent drug induced plotline interesting, you'll gladly buy all the sequels to the movie... er, game.
Fallout 3: Alright, I'll admit I never played Fallout. All I know is it's from the same people who made Elder Scrolls, a series that, since the original Morrowind, been plagued by a dreary, sterile atmosphere, boring combat, and lack of focus. The open-endedness falls short trying to emulate the freedom of the real-world, in that everything looks the same, feels dead, and the only value in exploring it is realizing that "yes, you can go there." I'd be happy to know how Fallout seperates itself from this.
Heavenly Sword: Most non-PS3 fanboys will agree that this simply looks like a God of War ripoff, and besides prettier graphics and a "stance" mechanic, it hasn't shown any evidence that it's not. I'm a huge fan of hack n' slashers, but I have no idea why this is hyped to the extent that it is. It's just so generic. Probably just a much needed showcase of PS3's hardware, particularly with tons of crap happening on screen.
No More Heroes: Well, I've watched the videos, I've read the previews. I must say that it's ugly as hell. I mean, typically games show either good art direction or technical prowess, and this game has neither. I saw a guy get sliced in half vertically like a piece of paper (it actually looked like he was made of paper). From what I've seen, most of the game is 1 on 1 sword fights that look non too exciting. The voice acting is also terrible. I realize people didn't expect much from Killer 7 either, but unless they deliver something totally different from what the previews are showing, I call this a flop.
This is what I can think of at the moment.
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