stupidest joke uve ever herd

why was the skeletion scared to talk to the witch???

HE HAD NO GUTS!

lol popsicle stick jokes are the worst

Whats red and sits in the corner?

[spoiler] A naughty strawberry [/spoiler]

Why did the milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow had the udder.

Why did the milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow had the udder.

__Chris__

hahahaha omg

Here is a sweet pickup line...ahem...

Guy-do you have any raisins?

Girl-No

Guy- How about a date?

Did you fart? Because you really blew me away!

Here is a sweet pickup line...ahem...

Guy-do you have any raisins?

Girl-No

Guy- How about a date?

Saxonhoo

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

no_more_fayth

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Here is a sweet pickup line...ahem...

Guy-do you have any raisins?

Girl-No

Guy- How about a date?

Killmckillerkil

Two muffins were sitting in the oven.

One turns to the other and says, "Wow it's hot in here!"

The other muffin says, "Whoa, a talking muffin!"

*ba dum tsh* :|

A molecule was walking down the street when it saw an atom looking confused.

"Can I help you?" it asked.

"I lost an electron!" the atom replied.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

A molecule was walking down the street when it saw an atom looking confused.

"Can I help you?" it asked.

"I lost an electron!" the atom replied.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

GabuEx

A molecule was walking down the street when it saw an atom looking confused.

"Can I help you?" it asked.

"I lost an electron!" the atom replied.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

GabuEx

Ok you will cry when you hear the stupidity of this joke:

What is green and has wheels?

[spoiler] Grass. I lied about the wheels. [/spoiler]

A molecule was walking down the street when it saw an atom looking confused.

"Can I help you?" it asked.

"I lost an electron!" the atom replied.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

GabuEx

A neutron buys a drink at the bar, he asks, "how much?" and the barkeep says, "for you, no charge."

whats bruce lee's favorite type of burger?

the WHOOOOP-AHH!!!!!

Ke$ha

Question: What are the similarities between a gamecube and Michele Jackson

Answer: they are both plastic and both get turned on by little boys.

Why do French people eat only one egg for breakfast?

[spoiler] because one egg is un oeuf. [/spoiler]

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

Lol, so many memories from Dexters lab but that one immediately sprang to mind

I have 2, both from the same joke book. (God I hate those things)

How do you make a witch scratch?

You take away the W

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What's a cats favorite work out?

Puss Ups!

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

Lol, so many memories from Dexters lab but that one immediately sprang to mind

TheNewEraIcon

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

Ke$ha

Chickity_China

A bear walks into a bar

[spoiler] and it mauls and kills every single person inside [/spoiler]

Thats what she said....

***** that gets old, and is almost never used right.

A molecule was walking down the street when it saw an atom looking confused.

"Can I help you?" it asked.

"I lost an electron!" the atom replied.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

GabuEx

Why do birds fly south in the winter? It's too far to walk. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was too-tiredSiliconShrapnel

It's supposed to be two tired as in two tires. Don't mess up the joke man haha.

Why do birds fly south in the winter? It's too far to walk. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was too-tiredSiliconShrapnel

It's supposed to be two tired as in two tires. Don't mess up the joke man haha.

What is Black and White and Red all over?

[spoiler] An inter-racial couple in a car accident. [/spoiler]

A bear walks into a bar

[spoiler] and it mauls and kills every single person inside [/spoiler] DJ-Lafleur

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

:P