stupidest joke uve ever herd

Why couldn't the 10 year old get into the Pirate movie?

It was rated ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGH!

:|

Desulated

The only reason I laughed at that joke back then was the fact how lame it was. :lol:

Here is a sweet pickup line...ahem...

Guy-do you have any raisins?

Girl-No

Guy- How about a date?

Saxonhoo

two ducks are in the bathtub, one duck turns to the other and says "can you hand me the soap?" the other duck says, "what do i look like a radio?"

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

The only reason I laughed at that joke back then was the fact how lame it was. :lol:

Desulated

Got it from Spongebob?

Got it from Spongebob?

DJ-Lafleur

Considering it came from Squidward it was bound to be terrible. :lol:

A molecule was walking down the street when it saw an atom looking confused.

"Can I help you?" it asked.

"I lost an electron!" the atom replied.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

GabuEx

Oh, no! Not a Physics/Chem joke! My teacher has told that before, and all I could do is fake laugh haha :P

Why are chefs terrible people?

They beat eggs and whip cream. lol.

What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?

[spoiler] A bad hare day. [/spoiler]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer!

What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no eye-deer!

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and floating in the water?
Anithyng.....It's probably dead.

what do you call a blind dinosaur?

[spoiler] Doyouthinkhesaurus [/spoiler]

Why don't tampons talk to each other? Because they're all stuck-up b****es!UT_Wrestler

:lol: That one's pretty damn funny IMO.

Why did Obama steal the cash register? Becausehe wanted change.

This one happened couple of years back. My 'lil cousin learned some "cool jokes" in school and tried them out on me.

Cousin : Can I tell you a joke?

Me : Sure.

Cousin : Your butt broke.

Me : :|

Cousin : Can I tell you a riddle?

Me : No thanks. Probably another lame joke with the word "butt" thrown in it.

Cousin : Please!!! This one is very cool!

Me : Fine, tell me your stupid riddle...

Cousin : Your butt is in the middle.

* FACEPALM *

Let this be a lesson to all of you to never, ever, take the time to listen to the jokes of a kid in elementary school :|

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InEMplease

:|

Damn you. I actually read all that crap.

Dick Cheney is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office.

"Oh and finally, sir, five Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."

Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".

"Mr. President," says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible, but I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"

Bush looks up and asks, "Dick... how many is a brazilian?"

I know this is my third one, but this is one I actually made up:

Ques: What do you call a previous girlfriend who's become fat?

Ans: A TyrannosaurusEX

:lol: (So dumb, I know)

Dick Cheney is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office.

"Oh and finally, sir, five Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."

Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".

"Mr. President," says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible, but I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"

Bush looks up and asks, "Dick... how many is a brazilian?"

Brutal_Elitegs

Lol, I get it.

Dick Cheney is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office.

"Oh and finally, sir, five Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."

Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".

"Mr. President," says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible, but I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"

Bush looks up and asks, "Dick... how many is a brazilian?"

Brutal_Elitegs

That long joke was really strange. What's supposed to be funny? :sMr_Cumberdale