if you get in a fight w/ him then use some good martial arts tactics. As silly as this sounds, it REALLY hurts when you slap someone on the ear really hard (beethoven..?) or karate chop their jugular. Trust me, my sister learned it from her friend as she used it on me.
Ow.
Guntrix7
lol, if you hit someone in the ear the worse that happens is they get cotton ear or w/e its called and it feels hot for awhile. And hitting somone in the jugular is asking to get sued, cuz it can kill them.
is this american or european football? if it's european football i wouldnt be as scared. Soccer players arent know for being very tough with all the diving and whatnot
ieatnoobs18
I'd still rahter be fighting the schools A/V then the soccer team.
True, plus with soccer players you gotta watch out for the kicks to the head
Jason Branning! What a rotten name! He was trapped. There he stood, between Batboy and the alley. Jason Branning staring out at batboy with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So, help batboy, God! Yellow eyes!
Drop out of school and become a bike messenger. Then one day as you're delivering a mysterious package, it will blow up in your hands destroying the entire city and you will gain electrical powers. Use this to LOLPWN the entire football team.
**** man, I thought this was a bs thread until you mentioned ****ing jason branning. I hit on his sister once and the next day BAM, jasson branning knockin on my door. I can't even walk properly since that incident.
Some of the posts are leading me to believe this isn't at all true. Oh well, just for fun, you should tell Jason she is a huge liar and then convince him that she is also lieing to him, by sleeping with the head of the basketball team.
Drop out of school and become a bike messenger. Then one day as you're delivering a mysterious package, it will blow up in your hands destroying the entire city and you will gain electrical powers. Use this to LOLPWN the entire football team.
i could be wrong but ur story doesnt really sound true, hot girls dont talk like that. second of all, ice age 3, really? third of all, why r u still in skool? its summer break...and finaly, if this story is actually legit, then what i would do is first of all dont wuss out, just go to school and confront him, tell him wut the whole situation was and that u didnt know she had a boyfriend and all. oh and try to get through to ur uncle to teach u a few last minute moves or something. and honestly dude, just fight him, give it ur all, at the end of the day ppl will know that u got beat up but theyll also know (more likely later on) that u had the balls to stand up to him and fight. well good luck
i could be wrong but ur story doesnt really sound true, hot girls dont talk like that. second of all, ice age 3, really? third of all, why r u still in skool? its summer break...and finaly, if this story is actually legit, then what i would do is first of all dont wuss out, just go to school and confront him, tell him wut the whole situation was and that u didnt know she had a boyfriend and all. oh and try to get through to ur uncle to teach u a few last minute moves or something. and honestly dude, just fight him, give it ur all, at the end of the day ppl will know that u got beat up but theyll also know (more likely later on) that u had the balls to stand up to him and fight. well good luck
idunnodude
i doupt its true too but I would be lying if I said i didnt find it hilarious : D
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