So the whole school is after me

Yup. Today had so much potential for me, it was the day that i was finally going to confront the girl i love and ask her out. So in my maths class, i was just staring towards her direction(at her) and than all of a sudden whilst she's looking in this little mirror she has, she turns around and says, "do you want something?" She must have seen me looking through the mirror. So i hesitantly said, "so, do you want to see ice age 3?" Than she replied by saying, "seriously, you really think you have a chance with me? You'd destroy my reputation. I'd never go out with someone like you. I'm like a beautiful princess, and your basically a peasant in terms of physical attraction." She could have just said no, but instead gave me a long speech about why she'd never go out with me. Than as i'm walking home i get a phone call from my friend telling me that her boyfriend wants to fight me. I didn't even know that she had a boyfriend. Than i ask who her boyfriend is, and he replied said it was jason branning. This is when i dropped my phone in fear of getting an ass whooping the next day at school. Jason is like the most popular guy in school, and he's in the football team. Apparently, everyone, including the football team wants me dead. I don't know what to do. My uncle is a black belt in karate,and i have had a similar situation to this one before, and he wasn't in the mood to teach me some karate as he was depressed after breaking up with his girlfriend. And, guess what, he's still depressed!! He wouldn't even open up his house door for me!!! I'm pretty screwed.What do i do?

Why are you still in school, batboy? Hasn't summer break started for you yet?

Batboy returns!

hmm i was expecting Fresh Prince

Wow, what a *****. Doesn't sound like she's even close to worth it.

Oh, it's batboy! :D

bring a gun. what r u still doin in school?

hmm i was expecting Fresh Prince

Lief_Ericson

Why are you still in school, batboy? Hasn't summer break started for you yet?

Oleg_Huzwog

Wow, what a *****. Doesn't sound like she's even close to worth it.

Dark_Knight6

Dude, she's dating the most popular boy in school. Of course she's worth it!

Ice Age 3?

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Wow, what a *****. Doesn't sound like she's even close to worth it.

Oleg_Huzwog

Dude, she's dating the most popular boy in school. Of course she's worth it!

Mandatory Response: You kill them with fire!

Original Response: Kidnap the girl and hold her hostage until the entire rest of the school is expelled, as according to your demands.

Mandator response: You kill them with fire! Original response: Kidnap the girl and hold her hostage until the entire rest of the school is expelled, as according to your demands.Head_of_games

Well, they may have the football team, but I think all of GS will back you up!

Time to.... Get in the best shape of your life *breaks out into intense song while working out really hard*

This thread depresses me, people make big deals like that? I am glad I am not in High School, people have ego problems to the max their.

Lol, call Sylvester Stallone and have him fight for you, I think that guy will not bother you after that. Lol

dude...Just stand up to him. Say you didn't know she went out with you and it's all a misunderstanding. and I reccommend you tell your uncle about this so he can teach you a move or two just in case he punches first.

sounds like something from a very bad teen movie..... you wouldn't have a comic relief buddy by chance, would you

First of all you need to make sure that she knows she is a loser in disguise, second inform her how important her popularity is after high school.

Well, they may have the football team, but I think all of GS will back you up!

awssk8er716

Uh, hello? Did you miss the part about Jason Branning?!? There's no way in hell I'm covering batboy's back.

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Well, they may have the football team, but I think all of GS will back you up!

Oleg_Huzwog

Uh, hello? Did you miss the part about Jason Branning?!? There's no way in hell I'm covering batboy's back.

Learn to vomit then run. No one will fight you if there is spittle all over the place.

[QUOTE="Head_of_games"]Mandator response: You kill them with fire! Original response: Kidnap the girl and hold her hostage until the entire rest of the school is expelled, as according to your demands.k_smoove

I loled. :lol:

Anyways, itsa shame.

[QUOTE="awssk8er716"]

Well, they may have the football team, but I think all of GS will back you up!

Oleg_Huzwog

Uh, hello? Did you miss the part about Jason Branning?!? There's no way in hell I'm covering batboy's back.

OMG :shock: I heard he got 3 chicks pregnant at summer camp

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

[QUOTE="awssk8er716"]

Well, they may have the football team, but I think all of GS will back you up!

Lief_Ericson

Uh, hello? Did you miss the part about Jason Branning?!? There's no way in hell I'm covering batboy's back.

OMG :shock: I heard he got 3 chicks pregnant at summer camp

What you need to say to him is "IMA FIRIN MY LAZER, AHAAAAHAHHHH"

bring a taser and taze him bro

Why are you still in school, batboy? Hasn't summer break started for you yet?

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

[QUOTE="awssk8er716"]

Well, they may have the football team, but I think all of GS will back you up!

Lief_Ericson

Uh, hello? Did you miss the part about Jason Branning?!? There's no way in hell I'm covering batboy's back.

OMG :shock: I heard he got 3 chicks pregnant at summer camp

This one didn't deliver like the others, good story but no lulz :(cyberdarkkid

Maybe this one isn't a joke for once. Maybe batboy actually needs out help! :o

And I shall provide help! So let's see, we are going against a high school football team...I think I have a solution:

attack them when they least expect it! Such as when they are busy texting a bunch of jock girls, or when they are in the middle of spraying a whole can of axe bodyspray all over their body.

Or you could could also get to them with theiir own stuff, such as gluing a bunch of tacs inside their Ambercrombie & Fitch T-shirts, or on their sandals/flip-flops

Hope any of these help. :)

You're either clearly making this up, or stretching the truth.ChicaQueenWarGa

"I'm like a beautiful princess, and your basically a peasant in terms of physical attraction." Girls don't say that. You're either clearly making this up, or stretching the truth.ChicaQueenWarGa

dude you're pretty screwed, jason branning is football team