So the whole school is after me

If someone punches you, use the first punch as a 'trigger' and have a well-acted fit, just start shaking on the floor or something. I know someone who did this to great effect.

on another note.. JASON BRANNING? damn man, i feel for you :(

"I'm like a beautiful princess, and your basically a peasant in terms of physical attraction."

Girls don't say that. You're either clearly making this up, or stretching the truth.ChicaQueenWarGa

Why, because all girls behave exactly alike? That offends me. I find that offensive and am offended by your offensive sexist hatespeech and demand an apology.

You should probably stay home form school for the next few days, take a bunch of steroids and watch the movie Fight Club like 18 times. That should make you strong and smart enough to beat this kid.

[QUOTE="ChicaQueenWarGa"]"I'm like a beautiful princess, and your basically a peasant in terms of physical attraction."

Girls don't say that. You're either clearly making this up, or stretching the truth.Oleg_Huzwog

Why, because all girls behave exactly alike? That offends me. I find that offensive and am offended by your offensive sexist hatespeech and demand an apology.

Why are you still in school, batboy? Hasn't summer break started for you yet?

This sounds like the beginning of a teen comedy. fidosim

Sounds like another BatBoy thread

Haha. I would've loved to go in an american school. I love those types of girls. Anyway you really approached her wrong/don't have the social rank to do it. But who cares I'm not going to go in on this..

If the guy wants to fight explaing the situation to him and tell him it was a misunderstanding.

You should have asked her if she wanted to go see Transformers.

If I dribbled out a thread like this it would be locked and I'd probably spend the rest of the night watching T.V and drinking beer due to a 12 hour suspension! Wish I had batboy's skills of evadeing the TOU. :P

Hey, I remember you. Well... it was nice meeting you.

if he actually does fight you then just give him a hard kick to the side of the knee. that will incapacitate for sure.

hey man its jason branning im sorry i didnt mean to scare u bro its cool u can take my girl u can take everything Snake_raider

Some of the posts are leading me to believe this isn't at all true. Oh well, just for fun, you should tell Jason she is a huge liar and then convince him that she is also lieing to him, by sleeping with the head of the basketball team.

Just give Jason half of your Big Mac. He'll understand you only want peace.

For starts batboy i dont think the entire football team can be classed as the whole school lol

and i was once in your situation but i didnt get verbaly abused by a girl ;)

i did some other things i shouldnt have nd got the so called "coolest, hardest, most bad assed" lad in my school after my blood

know what i did?

i sucked my gut up whent to school and confronted him win some loose some pal everyone gets a good kick-in once in there life plus if he dose beat you to a pulp least you have the right to say "i had the balls to confront him i bet you aint"

lol

good luck

DD

sounds like something out of a movieferret-gamer

If someone tries to hurt you just take off your clothes and then flirt. trust me

Jason Branning?! :shock:

Ah Batboy, you continue to have awesome stories.

Its timed to tighten that sphincter, and fight Jason.

is this american or european football? if it's european football i wouldnt be as scared. Soccer players arent know for being very tough with all the diving and whatnot

is this american or european football? if it's european football i wouldnt be as scared. Soccer players arent know for being very tough with all the diving and whatnot

Colin1192

Well, they may have the football team, but I think all of GS will back you up!

awssk8er716

This is real? I hope not cause damn you're screwed unless you do something illegal (gun)

lol, what can you say? I mean this can't be serious right?! Right?! Does he really need the attention? :?

if you get in a fight w/ him then use some good martial arts tactics. As silly as this sounds, it REALLY hurts when you slap someone on the ear really hard (beethoven..?) or karate chop their jugular. Trust me, my sister learned it from her friend as she used it on me.

Ow.

Confront him, and something totally unexpected will happen and you will win, and for another totally unexpected reason the girl will be yours in the end.

bring a gun. what r u still doin in school?

Colin1192

Confront him, and something totally unexpected will happen and you will win, and for another totally unexpected reason the girl will be yours in the end.

Tuky06